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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« on: May 18th, 2006, 10:18am » |
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Worlds shortest Fairy tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted. The End
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« Reply #1 on: May 18th, 2006, 10:31am » |
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Girls' fart?
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #2 on: May 18th, 2006, 10:42am » |
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Ain't no way girls fart. At least down here they don't.  
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #3 on: May 18th, 2006, 10:58am » |
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Nope, it's always the dog. Poor thing gets blamed even when he's not in the room.
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #4 on: May 18th, 2006, 10:59am » |
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Women can't fart! That's what they talk all the time. It keeps them from exploding.
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #5 on: May 18th, 2006, 12:18pm » |
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Here is a shorter one...
Once upon a time; the end. 
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #6 on: May 18th, 2006, 12:29pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 12:18pm, Tom K wrote:Here is a shorter one...
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There fixed it! 
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #7 on: May 18th, 2006, 3:31pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 10:31am, chewy wrote:
Hell yeah! I grew up w/all boys and we had contests...I never won...but I tried...I can fart w/the best of 'em, my daddy taught me well...
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #8 on: May 18th, 2006, 3:40pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 3:31pm, aprilbee wrote:
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #9 on: May 18th, 2006, 4:24pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 3:40pm, imnotbub wrote:
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Even if you didn't have the symbol--I could tell that you were a Yankee Fan---Be very careful this weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #10 on: May 18th, 2006, 4:40pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 4:24pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Even if you didn't have the symbol--I could tell that you were a Yankee Fan---Be very careful this weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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why should he be careful scott? is the stadium gonna be full of farting women or did i read the schedule wrong and the yanks are playing the cubbies
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #11 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:03pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 4:40pm, tanner wrote:
why should he be careful scott? is the stadium gonna be full of farting women or did i read the schedule wrong and the yanks are playing the cubbies
..................tim
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Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #12 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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AWWRIGHT,
YOU
2..QUIT
TRYING
TO
TAKE
THIS
OFF-TOPIC!
Back
on
track,
I
have
THIS
to
say.................
women
do
NOT
f*rt!
(occasionally,
we
do,
however,
explode)
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #13 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:17pm » |
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What can I say---Cathi You are the Best !!!!--Where oh where is Linda ???????
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #14 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:20pm » |
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Down here wimmens just belch. Same thing I guess. Just more lady like.
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #15 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:24pm » |
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NONONOOO!
Zwibby!!!!
YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!
I doubt Linda will be gone too long,
Zwibb,
Maybe
she's
in
Vegas
with
Deej
and
Stephanie!
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #16 on: May 18th, 2006, 5:27pm » |
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Jimi......
Wiimen may Belch and poot.............but Women?? NEVER!
Remember, behind every good WOO.............is a man..........
sheesh! 
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #17 on: May 18th, 2006, 7:19pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 5:03pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! |
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AMERICA'S TEAM? Please, talk about making people vomit! Sorry ZS, America doesn't like losers, nor do they like a team made up of human china dolls... 
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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
« Reply #18 on: May 18th, 2006, 9:15pm » |
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on May 18th, 2006, 5:03pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! |
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Scott I am truly offended
I will leave it to the CUBS to deal with the mets, and I figure the Bo-Sox will handle the prima dona's again
And cathi, back on topic. Come to my house and let me cook for awhile and we will test that theory! I will make the dog sleep outside so we can get a fair unbiased test
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