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BarbaraD
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Explanation of oil shortage..
« on: May 17th, 2006, 6:07am » |
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This Should Explain It All...
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
Any Questions?
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Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
« Reply #1 on: May 17th, 2006, 7:48am » |
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What else can you say?   
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Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
« Reply #2 on: May 17th, 2006, 11:03am » |
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There ya go!
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Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
« Reply #3 on: May 17th, 2006, 3:37pm » |
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ROFLMAO Truth is funnier than fiction!!!
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