Author |
Topic: Anyone up for this ? LOL (Read 345 times) |
|
unsolved1
Guest
|
Anyone tried this specific treatment ??
Quote:| The Raj program addresses the primary disorders of migraine, cluster and tension headaches. |
|
Quote:| Your Ayurveda Health Consultants perform an initial Ayurveda evaluation by determining which functioning modes have become imbalanced |
|
Does that mean I have "imbalanced functioning modes" ?
And this one KILLS ME ... LOL
Quote:| Each day of your program you receive a combination of Ayurveda massage, herbalized oil application, heat treatments and herbal enema. |
|
No thanks! I'll pass on this treatment !! 
UNsolved
SOURCE:
http://www.theraj.com/headache/index.html
|
|
 IP Logged |
|
|
|
chewy
Guest
|
 |
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #1 on: May 17th, 2006, 6:39am » |
 Quote  Modify
 Remove
|
Quote:| The Maharishi AyurvedaSM Approach |
|
Fun with Phonics. They need to buy a vowel. They can afford it.
Quote:Package price: $645 a day
3-day, 4-night package costs: $2,043
5-day, 6-night package costs: $3,333
7-day, 8-night package costs: $4,623
|
|
|
| « Last Edit: May 17th, 2006, 6:41am by chewy » |
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Redd
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender: 
Posts: 6661
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #2 on: May 17th, 2006, 12:18pm » |
Quote Modify
|
How sad that there are folks who will rip people off this way, and sadder yet the people who believe this will "cure" them.
|
|
IP Logged |
I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
|
|
|
FramCire
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Life like a froward child must be humored a little
Gender: 
Posts: 847
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #3 on: May 17th, 2006, 12:39pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Only $4700 for 7 days/8 nights?
Where do I sign up?
or you could try my "treatment"
The Fram program addresses the primary disorder of cluster headaches.
Each day of your program you receive a combination of voicemail message, warm (vegtable) oil application (to a pan to make chicken), heat treatments (to that same pan) and Herb Al Senema (will be the guy who gives you the voicemail).
Package price: $644 a day
3-day, 4-night package costs: $2,042
5-day, 6-night package costs: $3,332
7-day, 8-night package costs: $4,622
To "address" the cluster headaches, we will provide you with O2 (in the air), hot showers (if it rains during the summer), and an ice pack (we'll go to WalMart and stick your head in the frozen food case).
Our prices are much better than theirs and we specifically address CH. Book now, we have unlimited space in our progam.
|
|
IP Logged |
You've overstayed your welcome since the day we met but it doesn't seem to matter to you. No medications are your master, nothing makes you fret, it's a helpless feeling having nothing I can do
|
|
|
seasonalboomer
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
If I think hard enough maybe it'll go away.....
Gender:
Posts: 2248
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #4 on: May 17th, 2006, 1:21pm » |
Quote Modify
|
This one was my favorite:
"The home program involves herbalized self-massage for 5-10 minutes in the morning before you take your shower."
Hey, I sometimes do that already 
Doesn't seem to help, but it is kind of relaxing.
Scott
|
|
IP Logged |
-----------------------------------------------------
seasonal boomer
-----------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
Tom K
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Wait 5 days, but I'm angry now...
Gender:
Posts: 1038
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #5 on: May 17th, 2006, 2:33pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on May 17th, 2006, 1:21pm, seasonalboomer wrote:This one was my favorite:
"The home program involves herbalized self-massage for 5-10 minutes in the morning before you take your shower."
Hey, I sometimes do that already
Doesn't seem to help, but it is kind of relaxing.
Scott |
|
Do you get the "Happy Ending" with that, or is it extra? 
|
|
IP Logged |
"America, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind. America, America."-Bart Simpson
|
|
|
Sandy_C
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Burn that bra!
Gender:
Posts: 2585
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #6 on: May 17th, 2006, 3:11pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Ooooohhhh! The 'Intensive Program", you get everything on their rejuvination program, plus - are you ready ........
"Veda Intensive Program
The Veda Intensive Program is a 10 to 21 day program that has the following features that make it even more powerful and comprehensive than our Maharishi Rejuvenation Therapy Program.
a) Unique Cleansing Therapies
The Veda Intensive Program includes some of the same treatments in Maharishi Rejuvenation Therapy but also contains unique Ayurveda cleansing and rejuvenation therapies that are even more powerful and specific in nature.
b) Maharishi Vedic Sound Therapy:
Participants listen to traditional recitation of selected portions of Veda and Vedic literature. These segments correspond to the parts of the body that contain the participants major imbalances. Vedic recitation aims to enliven the self-repair and balancing processes in these areas.
c) Vedic Astrology and Vedic Yagya:
Maharishi Vedic Astrology programs involve very detailed analysis of the influences on individual health from the cycles and rhythms of the sun, moon, stars and planets. This knowledge includes and expands the modern medical understanding of the effects of chronobiology.
The Maharishi Yagya program involves the use of specific Vedic vibrations to neutralize negative effects predicted by Vedic astrology to be at the basis of long standing chronic health problems. During every day of a guests in-residence stay the Maharishi Yagya program would be applied to help aid the healing process.
Fees: In-residence Veda Intensive Program
Price with single accommodation: $1,150 per day (10 Day Minimum) "
Personally, I like the Vidic sound therapy myself. That's sure to cure my CH! And, for only $1,150. per day - what a bargain. But, I still haven't found where THEY massage ME
 Seems I always have to massage myself - but with certain "strokes" that help to ride me of imbalances. Go fugure.
Sandy
|
|
IP Logged |
Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
|
|
|
CHTom
Guest
|
|
Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
« Reply #7 on: May 17th, 2006, 3:19pm » |
Quote Modify
Remove
|
Is this wonderful program run by Maharishi Ali?
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss