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BarbaraD
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VIRUS Alert...
« on: May 16th, 2006, 7:06am » |
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
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Re: VIRUS Alert...
« Reply #1 on: May 16th, 2006, 8:44am » |
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Well now! That explains it then.
You can find me at the Bay Haven Inn for the rest of the day. 
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Re: VIRUS Alert...
« Reply #2 on: May 16th, 2006, 9:01am » |
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too late.. work infected here...
can you define... "personal life" please? 
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Melissa
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on May 16th, 2006, 7:06am, BarbaraD wrote:Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
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STGA works too! (Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple)
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Re: VIRUS Alert...
« Reply #5 on: May 17th, 2006, 4:45pm » |
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Thank you!! I knew there had to be some sort of antidote. In exactly 17 minutes I will be on my way to the BEER solution. I know it takes more applications, however, I am not opposed to that. I have been looking for this solution for 2 days now. I am so excited now that I know what to do.
Mama Weezer
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