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maffumatt
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Look who was doing it under my desk this morning, damn sure didn't need coffee to wake me up......
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #1 on: May 12th, 2006, 8:41am » |
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They would be 2 very dead snakes....dead to the point you would no longer recognize they were snakes. They would be little bits of snakes.
Yikes, I would have lost my mind. And here I thought I was having rough morning because I had to deal with 2 spiders sitting at my coffee/smoke table in the garage.
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #2 on: May 12th, 2006, 8:56am » |
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #3 on: May 12th, 2006, 8:57am » |
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Great pic, Matt.
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #4 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:18am » |
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Under your desk huh?
.................... so would they be the famous one eyed trouser snakes then? 
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #5 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:20am » |
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Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #6 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:31am » |
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #7 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:40am » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 9:20am, Donna_D. wrote:Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?
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I'm told that they are Black rat snakes, the larger one is around 5 foot long. I call them dead snakes. If I run across one outside I don't bother them but my office is off limits.
the crows like them...................
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #9 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:49am » |
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Did you nearly shit yourself? I know I would have.
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I came in and sat down and was logging onto the puter to see how my day was going to go, I felt somthing slide over my foot, looked down and there they were. The way they were intertwined it looked like one huge ass snake. Didn't crap myself but I did suck a hole in my chair LOL.
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #11 on: May 12th, 2006, 10:25am » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 9:18am, LeLimey wrote:Under your desk huh?
.................... so would they be the famous one eyed trouser snakes then? |
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #12 on: May 12th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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How'd you kill em?
I know...I'm a little off...
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #13 on: May 12th, 2006, 11:11am » |
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Did you kill them or just the mood?  
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I picked them up by the tail and windmilled them against the floor floor a couple times. If I would have known they ate mice and rats I would have let them be, and just thrown them outside . Snakes don't bother me that much but rats give me the creeps.
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #15 on: May 12th, 2006, 12:35pm » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 9:20am, Donna_D. wrote:Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?
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Hell, Donna - they were ALIVE!!!! Who cares what kind they are -- KILL THEM!!!!!
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #16 on: May 12th, 2006, 12:39pm » |
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Sheesh...all this anti-snakeism!
Snakes are good. Even the poisonous ones serve a purpose, you just can't get too close. Just like wolves and sharks... snakes have a terrible rep. I blame the bible. 
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #17 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:21pm » |
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That would've been a good day for me to take the day off...lol...
I agree though that rats are worse...they give me the throwups  I even hate the white ones... 
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #18 on: May 12th, 2006, 10:17pm » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 9:21pm, Langa wrote:
That would've been a good day for me to take the day off...lol...
I agree though that rats are worse...they give me the throwups I even hate the white ones...
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I used to own snakes, that I would feed the white rats to. That was wicked cool. I had an albino burmese python.
When I started dating Sarah, she walked in, and said, and I quote, "You need to get rid of the animals [I had fish too], or I won't be coming back."
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #19 on: May 13th, 2006, 10:08am » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 8:41am, catlind wrote:They would be 2 very dead snakes....dead to the point you would no longer recognize they were snakes. They would be little bits of snakes.
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Amen! I was picking up wood chunks out in the yard one summer. Looked down and thought it was a rather large earthworm, noticed tiny rattles. 'twas a baby ground rattler. Applied chunk of wood in an enthusiastic manner. No sign of snake left, not even a greasy spot.
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Re: sex under my desk
« Reply #20 on: May 13th, 2006, 10:12am » |
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Awwwwwwww... Cute little snakes... You snake murderer...
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