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My solution!
« on: May 11th, 2006, 3:23pm » |
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My mailbox is being flooded with mail from Judge Robert Baker concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #1 on: May 11th, 2006, 3:42pm » |
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LOL Ghost. That's terrible!
Well, whatever you Americans are doing it must be working. I got a call this morning from an employment agency in MEXICO trying to place some of their workers in CANADA. That call must have cost them a mint (not to mention what they must be charging the workers for the service!)
Unbelievable.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #2 on: May 11th, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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on May 11th, 2006, 3:23pm, Ghost wrote:
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Please dont discriminate 
http://rent-a-negro.com/
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #3 on: May 11th, 2006, 5:32pm » |
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I would never do that. 
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #4 on: May 11th, 2006, 6:05pm » |
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on May 11th, 2006, 5:08pm, Jonny wrote:
Jonny----The other night you insulted me with your " just a thought" message. And I waited for you to put your foot in your mouth.....And it took you three days to do it............for 365 days my BLACK BROTHERS had my back, so I'm insulted my your post. please don't PM me with one of your Bro comments, cause you're not my brother!!!!! And anyone sending smiley's bowing to any of Jonny's comments should be ashamed . I would dare this bastard to walk 1/10 of a mile in my shoes.........Jonny---I rec'd a dozen pm's telling me to ignore you, but I'll be the man to stand up to you. By the way I have suffered from Ch longer than you've been on this earth...so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #5 on: May 11th, 2006, 6:11pm » |
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Scott, just FYI, here is a page from the "performance artist" who put this site together.
http://damaliayo.com/pages/statement.htm
She wants to make people "think and feel"...I think it worked.
second edit: all I'm saying is that finding humor in the site is just as acceptable as being horrified. Lighten up.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #6 on: May 11th, 2006, 6:28pm » |
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Thanks Pattik---I believe this needed to be done
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #7 on: May 11th, 2006, 6:39pm » |
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on May 11th, 2006, 6:05pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Jonny----The other night you insulted me with your " just a thought" message. And I waited for you to put your foot in your mouth.....And it took you three days to do it............for 365 days my BLACK BROTHERS had my back, so I'm insulted my your post. please don't PM me with one of your Bro comments, cause you're not my brother!!!!! And anyone sending smiley's bowing to any of Jonny's comments should be ashamed . I would dare this bastard to walk 1/10 of a mile in my shoes.........Jonny---I rec'd a dozen pm's telling me to ignore you, but I'll be the man to stand up to you. By the way I have suffered from Ch longer than you've been on this earth...so put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
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Well, well, well......You took my thought on giving every stupid picture its own thread as an insult?...guess what?....I was the ONLY one with the balls to tell it to you (and I was nice about it)
Did you even read the website after you clicked on the link?.....Prehaps you should send an email to the BLACK CHICK that built it and ask her this "Am I being a dick-head calling Jonny a racist?".......I know her answer already "What are you 12 years old?"
"You will be the man to stand up to me?"....LMMFAO
CH longer than I have been alive?.....your one old MF'er cause im 44
Heres a tip: When someone has a thought and you dont like it, dont hide and try to ambush them.....cause you only look like a douchebag....got it?
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on May 11th, 2006, 6:28pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| Thanks Pattik---I believe this needed to be done |
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Opps, here comes Jonnys ass whoopin.....LMMFAO!!!!!
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on May 11th, 2006, 6:39pm, Jonny wrote:
Opps, here comes Jonnys ass whoopin.....LMMFAO!!!!!
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LMAO...... they never learn. One thing about you Jonny, 99% of the people out there like you. The one percent that doesn't like you, really really hate ya. Keep telling it how it is...........Your alright in my book, and am I'm proud to call you friend.
Be well........
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #9 on: May 11th, 2006, 7:07pm » |
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Just to set the record perfectly straight (Cause you know I can be harsh at times)
THIS is the insult that set Scott into ambush mode.
http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general;acti on=display;num=1147123941
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #10 on: May 11th, 2006, 7:32pm » |
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call me crazy but jonny i find the humor in your posts. it's one of the things that help after my head banging all day. i look forward to reading them. if i thought you were out of line i'd just move on to the next thread. no biggie. lifes to short to sweat over every word someone says.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #11 on: May 11th, 2006, 8:31pm » |
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There is to much good stuff here to let the crap get to ya. Ignore it.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #12 on: May 11th, 2006, 10:08pm » |
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I hate that we have to be so goddam careful. I doubt that Jonny edits his posts on word pad. It wouldn't be the same. 
This thing may be not your cup of tea but Jonny isn't a terrorist either. He's pretty funny looking most of the time. I have no idea why he puts up with me. I know why I put up with him though.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #13 on: May 12th, 2006, 10:23am » |
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on May 11th, 2006, 6:05pm, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Jonny----The other night you insulted me with your " just a thought" message. And I waited for you to put your foot in your mouth.....And it took you three days to do it............for 365 days my BLACK BROTHERS had my back, so I'm insulted my your post. please don't PM me with one of your Bro comments, cause you're not my brother!!!!! And anyone sending smiley's bowing to any of Jonny's comments should be ashamed . I would dare this bastard to walk 1/10 of a mile in my shoes.........Jonny---I rec'd a dozen pm's telling me to ignore you, but I'll be the man to stand up to you. By the way I have suffered from Ch longer than you've been on this earth...so put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
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Why should I be ashamed? I personally enjoy humor even if off color. I like humor and if some get offended then I think they have issues they need to deal with. I am about as multi cultural as you can get, Yes including Hispanic and Black African/slave roots. Also Scotish , Irish, Italian, Dutch, Danish, Sioux, Cherokee, Polish, and others. Should I be offended by all jokes told? Most deal with the above mentioned cultures, yet I find humor in humor. I doubt Jonny or anyone else here when posting something funny do it in an abusive manner, They do it to help each other and give people here a cause/reason to maybe smile a little. I about crack up at the stuff you post too. I also have 7 sisters some of who are over weight should I be offended by the big girl jokes here, or at the pics you posted with the bag piper? No i enjoy humor.
on Apr 27th, 2006, 1:21am, zwibbs/Scott wrote: Going away for a week--everyone have a wonderful, pain-free week ! |
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Try not to get to offended at people trying to help others. If I make just 1 porson laugh today it helps, and if 1 person can make me laugh I thank them and BOW to them, sorry if you feel shame for your thinking and predjuces but please don't try to put them onto others. You know I hate haveing to justify my trying to feel better. Sorry you are having such a bad time but there are others here having a bad time too. To everyone else here If I offended you by starting this thread 
Have a nice Day!!!!!!
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Does anyone ever watch "The Mind of Mencia" with Carlos Mencia on Comedy Central?? I just love him, he is too funny.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #15 on: May 12th, 2006, 11:07am » |
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I am to poor, antenna tv only. but heard about it sounds funny.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #16 on: May 12th, 2006, 11:23am » |
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With my multi racial (African American of US. Jamaica, Trinidad, Jewish and Cherokee ) family (my Jewish mother called us the 3 strike kids) I have a very thick skin. You have to consider the source of ethnic jokes or other politcially incorrect jokes. I am NOT polictically correct. And everyone is a racist in one form or another including you Scott. Who ever says so is a liar. Jonny has always been pardo the pun off color and most of the time I find him clever and amusing. Lighten up.......
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #17 on: May 12th, 2006, 11:24am » |
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I meant to say Whoever says no is a liar. Can't type today
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #18 on: May 12th, 2006, 6:35pm » |
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Lets get this thread back on the original track.
MY SOLUTION:
Gather up all the illegals, women, children and all the old ones. make them all join the Marines and invade Mexico.
After a few years tell them, Sorry!.....We have no exit strategie
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I went to a Christening ceremony at St. Paul's Church last week for some ('undocumented') friends kid - and they are part of a big trend here in America. Like 55% of girls born to Hispanics in the US this year, their darling daughter was baptised Katrina - they figured that would guarantee that the federal goverment will ignore them.
Jes Kiddin - Have a good weekend y'all.
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Re: Their Solution!
« Reply #20 on: May 12th, 2006, 7:24pm » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 7:05pm, floridian wrote:| Have a good weekend y'all. |
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You too, Flo dude!
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #21 on: May 12th, 2006, 7:27pm » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 6:35pm, Jonny wrote:Lets get this thread back on the original track.
MY SOLUTION:
Gather up all the illegals, women, children and all the old ones. make them all join the Marines and invade Mexico.
After a few years tell them, Sorry!.....We have no exit strategie
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Jonny should I be thin skined and take offense to this...I am so confused...can someone tell me what is oohhh nevermind! 
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #22 on: May 12th, 2006, 7:34pm » |
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on May 12th, 2006, 7:27pm, medic1852 wrote:Jonny should I be thin skined and take offense to this...I am so confused...can someone tell me what is oohhh nevermind!
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OK Rodg, we will make them join the Air Force and just drop them on Mexico
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #23 on: May 12th, 2006, 9:56pm » |
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To get back to the original post is just to be as socially incorrect as one can be  . ghost, I think you've found the answer.
Jonny,
That site was hilarious.
zwibbs,
methinks you make too much out of too little. The *owner* of the site is black. Ms. damali ayo also has a cd, of which $1.00 of every sale goes to the Carter Center~The Carter Center, in partnership with Emory University, is committed to advancing human rights and alleviating unnecessary human suffering. Founded in 1982 by former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynn, the Atlanta-based Center has helped to improve the quality of life for people in more than 65 countries.
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Re: My solution!
« Reply #24 on: May 12th, 2006, 10:11pm » |
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Does anyone really think that they are going to change ZS' mind with a few posts? I've been trying to get Charlie and Flo to come over from the dark side for a while now, with no luck...so chit, I said dark side...ZS is going to be on my case now If you get all butt hurt from a comment on the Interweb, maybe you need to find another hobby. For all the time I've been a member on this site, the last thing I would call Jonny is a racist.
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