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BarbaraD
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Texas Cure.......
« on: May 9th, 2006, 10:40am » |
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Texas Air Controller
Dallas Air Traffic Control (ATC): "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah is Great!"
Pause: Static...
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Dallas ATC: "Well, bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
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Re: Texas Cure.......
« Reply #1 on: May 9th, 2006, 2:50pm » |
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Kindness, is gladdening the hearts of those who are traveling the dark journey with us.
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Re: Texas Cure.......
« Reply #3 on: May 9th, 2006, 3:15pm » |
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NICE!!!
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Re: Texas Cure.......
« Reply #4 on: May 9th, 2006, 4:29pm » |
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Re: Texas Cure.......
« Reply #5 on: May 9th, 2006, 4:47pm » |
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Re: Texas Cure.......
« Reply #7 on: May 9th, 2006, 11:31pm » |
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on May 9th, 2006, 10:40am, BarbaraD wrote:| "Well, bless your hearts. |
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Yours as well. Great stuff! 
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