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BarbaraD
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The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
Ya'll have a good day! 
Hugs BD
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zwibbs/Scott
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Re: Moods
« Reply #1 on: May 8th, 2006, 6:25am » |
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Now wait a minute............East Coast men are different....we are sleepy, hungry and horny !!!
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Quote:| ............East Coast men are different....we are sleepy, hungry and horny !!! |
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Not all of us. Some of us are just plain horny.
Nothing works out then we grab a sandmoooch and take a nap.
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Jasmyn
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Re: Moods
« Reply #3 on: May 8th, 2006, 7:55am » |
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I'm gonna have a great day! Thanks Barb. 
No man aroud, so no feeding any HHS trolls today. 
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kimmiedawn81
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Re: Moods
« Reply #4 on: May 8th, 2006, 1:32pm » |
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That was very nicely put!
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Re: Moods
« Reply #5 on: May 8th, 2006, 3:48pm » |
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 That was great!
Best wishes,
Sanna
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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Re: Moods
« Reply #6 on: May 8th, 2006, 3:59pm » |
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BD, I just want you to know that I resent that profiling of men!
We just discussed this at a party at my niece's house and I am for some reason a person that never feels hunger, I have to be reminded to eat.
so there ....i won't deny the other 2 though.....tim
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it's just my head that sucks...http://www.centerforlit.com/
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Re: Moods
« Reply #7 on: May 8th, 2006, 4:10pm » |
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You forgot Get drunk!!!!! 
I eat 1 or less meals a day.
Never get any well except lately,I've been a good boy!
Sleep 5 hours a night if lucky.
Well shoot no wonder that is our moods!
I cant get no ... satisfaction!  
Mike
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Re: Moods
« Reply #8 on: May 8th, 2006, 4:19pm » |
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month.
But not enough to live on.
as I am sure many have already seen this I will stick it here so as not to be told to get with it and discover the internet 
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I AM THE MASTER OF MY MIND, MY BODY, AND MY EMOTIONS...
it's just my head that sucks...http://www.centerforlit.com/
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