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Dragnlance
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Retirement Planning:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan!
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Jonny
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Re: retirement
« Reply #1 on: May 6th, 2006, 2:19pm » |
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Gee, I must be way ahead of the game cause im getting about $42 back every two weeks on cans......LOL 
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kissmyglass
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Re: retirement
« Reply #2 on: May 6th, 2006, 2:46pm » |
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I'm ahead of the game too...bought Ebay stock the second it went public....
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