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Big Dan
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Every damn branch...
« on: May 3rd, 2006, 9:20am » |
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at her six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
-Big Dan
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Not going anywhere for a while?...
... Grab a Snickers, Fatass.
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LeLimey
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Re: Every damn branch...
« Reply #1 on: May 3rd, 2006, 9:38am » |
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You know what I like best about you Dan? You're even more twisted than me 
Love the joke brat!
Helen
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Lizzie2
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Re: Every damn branch...
« Reply #2 on: May 3rd, 2006, 9:47am » |
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His beer goggles needed an update apparently?
LOL
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kimmiedawn81
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Re: Every damn branch...
« Reply #3 on: May 3rd, 2006, 11:18am » |
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I can totally see Big Dan doing something like that to someone. 
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