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Carl_D
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Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
« on: Apr 29th, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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If you have received an E-Mail entitled "bedtimes"
you must delete it immediately.
Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
it will also delete anything on discs and flash drives
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on all of your credit cards ,re-programs your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt to play. It will reprogram your autodial to
call only 898 numbers!
It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering.
IT WILL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER!!!!!
FOR GOD'S SAKE ARE YOU LISTENING???
IT WILL LEAVE DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON THE COFFEE TABLE
WHEN YOUR COMPANY ARRIVES.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your tanning lotion with Rogaine.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
AND IF YOU DO NOT SEND this to 5937 people
in the next 20 seconds you will FART so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight
out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite
the person nearest to you burning them to a crisp!
SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT!
There is a lot of sadness in the world
so lets have a little fun when we can.
As you read this there are 17 million people
having SEX and you are fooling around
on the computer
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Re: Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 6:23pm » |
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on Apr 29th, 2006, 5:08pm, Carl_D wrote:
As you read this there are 17 million people
having SEX and you are fooling around
on the computer
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The story of my life.....
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Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.
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Carl_D
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Re: Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 6:59pm » |
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on Apr 29th, 2006, 6:23pm, alienspacebabe wrote:
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I feel your pain Intergalactic Chick.
Hell, I even tried that stuff "GHB" - You know the date rape drug? Well, I took it right before I got to the bar, but unfortunately no one took advantage of me.
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