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In Case I Disappear..........
« on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:06pm » |
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OK in case I disappear it is probably due to a letter I sent to Fox News, which may cause me to get questioned by the FBI or The NSA.
Fox News posed a question asking what I would do if I were president. They wanted replies sent to them email. So I did, so if I disappear that is where I am, with either the NSA or FBI...here is what I wrote...
If I were president it would be a short term since I would soon be impeached due to my foreign policy. I would level Iran, pave it and put up a Super Wall-Mart; this would provide jobs for the displaced Iraqis. This would also solve the fuel problem since the once Iran oil fields now were the property of the U.S. Then I would just tell Russia to shut up. Then wait to see what China had to say. Then I would revoke all of the U.S patents for products that have been outsourced to foreign countries. Then offer seed money to people in the U.S. who agreed to start business in the U.S. and keep them here, along with the patents I had seized. To create jobs for Americans. Making the U.S. the leader of industry it once was. I would tell congress and the senate to either get on board with my plans or shut up. I would also make accepting bribes or lobbying illegal for congressmen and senators to accept anything to pass a law. Hopefully I would accomplish all of this before the impeachment hearings. You asked so you got what “I” would do.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #1 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:26pm » |
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Rodger, I think you're probably safe.
The FBI et al....are laughing their assess off.... if they even read it.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #2 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:31pm » |
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I agree with Linda.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #3 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:36pm » |
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Well thanks...I think?
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #4 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:36pm » |
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You forgot something ....
You forget to add that all job openings will be mandated to be given to the most qualified/skillful individual, and not who will do the job for the least pay, or because one has the genetic predisposition to scratch their balls and competition belch and the other wears pantyhose.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #5 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:37pm » |
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Hey, I'll VOTE for you..... And you can't get impeached unless you mess around in the oval office.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #6 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:44pm » |
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:36pm, Redd715 wrote:You forgot something ....
You forget to add that all job openings will be mandated to be given to the most qualified/skillful individual, and not who will do the job for the least pay, or because one has the genetic predisposition to scratch their balls and competition belch and the other wears pantyhose.
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Well if elected you can be in charge of public relations!
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #7 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 8:51pm » |
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:44pm, medic1852 wrote:
Well if elected you can be in charge of public relations!
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Write in candidate for the next election....
Rodger ??????? (sorry don't know your last name)
I'll happily take the position of being in charge of public relations. Thank you Mr. President.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #8 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:18pm » |
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Lets see...
Redd public relations.
Jonny Secratary of Defense, and Home Land Defense
Floridian Education
Nani FDA
LeLimey Ambassador to England
Any other ideas
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:23pm » |
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #10 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:28pm » |
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Linda.
Secretary........ to the ambassador of the Virgin Islands. Headquarters in Magans Bay.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #11 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:29pm » |
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Add this to your list of things to do........
We have the right to whack anyone singing the US National in Spanish.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #12 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:35pm » |
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:29pm, BobG wrote:Add this to your list of things to do........
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This can only be done if the person doing the whacking uses an iron skillet!
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #13 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:37pm » |
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:35pm, medic1852 wrote:
This can only be done if the person doing the whacking uses an iron skillet!
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Thats the job of the public relations officer.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #14 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:43pm » |
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Redd the skillet must be at least 12 inches across the bottom and american made.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #15 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 9:43pm » |
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #16 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:02am » |
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Can I be in charge of the DEA?? Please.........
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #17 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:04am » |
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What qualifies you for DEA?? There must be something that interest you in a job like that...
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #18 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:08am » |
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Ummm I read unintended consequences??
I don't believe people should be prosecuted for use of substances that are currently considered illegal if they are doing so for medical purposes and finding relief - oh yeah, and research should be allowed on all substances for future medicines, but only if it's with grassroots orgs that are really looking for help for something, not a big pharmco that is looking to get rich.
I could add more if you need it...
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #19 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:09am » |
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:43pm, medic1852 wrote:Redd the skillet must be at least 12 inches across the bottom and american made.
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I'll just use the 6 inch one and whack 'um twice...
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #20 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:19am » |
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Cat you are now in charge of the DEA...Congratulations...
Pegg after consideration, I believe a 6 inch would be better, due to the fact that 6 inches you could get a better swing than the weight of a 12 inch...so 6 inch iron skillet it is!
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #21 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 10:26am » |
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Thank you Mr. President
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #22 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 1:00pm » |
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Ya got my vote MR.Prsident and great cabinet may I add.May I be in charge of secret service hirings.I will Lok at all male aplicants VERY closely and choose the best butt, arms, bodyummm...most qualified man.with the understanding that there will be monthy body searces testing of phsical skills .
If ya need a resume I'll p.m.it to ya 
all those willing to apply must send pictures from many angles......oh and I guess maybe a resume
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #23 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 1:06pm » |
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on Apr 29th, 2006, 1:00pm, minnie wrote: Ya got my vote MR.Prsident and great cabinet may I add.May I be in charge of secret service hirings.I will Lok at all male aplicants VERY closely and choose the best butt, arms, bodyummm...most qualified man.with the understanding that there will be monthy body searces testing of phsical skills .
If ya need a resume I'll p.m.it to ya
all those willing to apply must send pictures from many angles......oh and I guess maybe a resume
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Minnie, thank you for your support. Alas some of your descriptions are what we are trying to eliminate. Physical attributes are what we are fighting to dismiss. My cabinet will agree yes "eye candy" is nice, but we want qualified personnel.
My cabinet and myself would like to move away from political correctness. Welfare abuse, promotions based on gender, appearance, is wrong and will be frowned upon.
Thank you for your support.
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Re: In Case I Disappear..........
« Reply #24 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 5:42pm » |
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I'll work with you Cat so long as we eliminate the DEA altogether within a week.
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