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Melissa
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"I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk."
"Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list."
"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."
"I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire."
"Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants."
"They lied. Hard work HAS killed lots of people."
"Born free, now I'm expensive."
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alchemy
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 10:18pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 4:13am » |
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These are hilarious, thanks, Mel! My fave is tha last one... 
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 5:01am » |
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Nuff said!
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 5:20am » |
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GOOD ONES!!!
Except I don't think I'll use the one about my pantyhose on fire. 
Some of my fave sayings are:
This is me not caring.
This is me not caring and cutting a fart.
I couldn't give two shits of a damn.
Hey pal, I just found more room to hide bodies so back off!
That is just seven shades of wrong.
I'd hit that... With a CROWBAR!
Was it something I said or did an airplane just go over your head?
This is so wrong that John Travolta is turning over in his grave and the freakin' guy isn't even dead yet.
Did you know that somewhere, someone in this world actually cares about what you are talking about?
Lately, my fave saying has been:
"I have Two Words" and then I rattle off more than two words like...
I have two words: Shut The Fuck Up
I have two words: Get Over It
You get the idea. I'm a smartass!
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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Wisdom is knowing what should be done.
Virtue is doing it.
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kimmiedawn81
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 10:31am » |
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"I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk."
That one is my favorite!
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Re: My favorite sayings...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 11:03am » |
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After all these years, I still get a kick out of:
Your criticism is greatly appreciated. F.U. very much.
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