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If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #1 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 12:42pm » |
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on Apr 26th, 2006, 12:38pm, chewy wrote:If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?
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LOL 
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #2 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 8:53pm » |
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Guess 'silly putty' was the wrong answer........rubber side down Pam
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #3 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 8:56pm » |
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on Apr 26th, 2006, 12:38pm, chewy wrote:If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?
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We'd call it a tyre over here 
sex 365 days a year? = someone without CH and not taking Verapamil -best willy drooper and contraceptive ever a Ch cycle + Verap.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #4 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 9:31pm » |
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 9:38pm » |
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Interestingly enough, I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms.
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Quote:| I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms |
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Good thing it wasn't Firestone.
They have a lot of recalls due to blowouts.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #7 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 9:52pm » |
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would those goodyears be all season for traction in slippery conditions?
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They are good in those tight spots to.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #9 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 10:36pm » |
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studded for her pleasure?
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #10 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 10:36pm » |
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If your short on cash you can reuse a condom!
Turn it inside out and shake the f&ck out of it
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #11 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 12:49am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2006, 10:36pm, jimmers wrote:If your short on cash you can reuse a condom!
Turn it inside out and shake the f&ck out of it
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The original condom was NOT for 1 use only.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #12 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 1:03am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2006, 12:49am, FramCire wrote:| The original condom was NOT for 1 use only. |
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Other uses for the condom didn't catch on though.
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on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:38pm, FramCire wrote:| Interestingly enough, I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms. |
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They invented sheep-skin??
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #14 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 6:53am » |
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Kevin,
That's just too funny.... I'm thinking of Halloween... One can always go as a Good Year..... 
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Quote: One can always go as a Good Year.....
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Easy to mount.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #16 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 7:10am » |
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I'd call it the year I had a heart attack.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #17 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 8:11am » |
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Does it count if your by yourself?
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chewy
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In that case jusy burn down 365 condoms at once.
You aint gonna need em anyway.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #19 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 9:08am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:43am, floridian wrote:
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Flo-Jon (kind of Flo-Jo but male and without the fingernails and the "speed"
Wasn't it something rather more internal i.e. intestines. Also vague tinkling in brain said it was pig intestines??
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #20 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 9:17am » |
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Hey Wendy... is that why they call it makin' bacon?! Just wond'rin...
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #21 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 9:38am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:43am, floridian wrote:
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They are credited with making the first mass produced rubber condom. I should have been more detailed, I guess.
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chewy
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You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms. 
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #23 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 11:24am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2006, 10:38am, chewy wrote:| You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms. |
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The cheap ones make good water balloons.
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Re: Sex and Rubber
« Reply #24 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 11:26am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2006, 10:38am, chewy wrote:| You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms. |
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Thats not a bad thing Chewtoy.. some peoples parents didn't know ENOUGH! 
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