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Dragnlance
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Be Happy this isn't about you
« on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:23pm » |
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BE GLAD YOUR NOT THE RECEIVING END OF SOME OF THESE………….
Performance Evaluations:
For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation
- These are actual quotes taken from comments on federal government
employee performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and
has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."
24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week."
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
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Jonny
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:32pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2006, 4:23pm, Dragnlance wrote:
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LMMFAO!!!!! 
Reminds me of someone here (Ryhmes with "Gee"....LOL )
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #2 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:35pm » |
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Sort of like a credit rating? LMAO
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #3 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 5:06pm » |
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Quote:10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
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Ever feel like your plastic thingy was missing?
I know I have!!!!  
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #4 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 5:30pm » |
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on Apr 24th, 2006, 4:32pm, Jonny wrote:
LMMFAO!!!!!
Reminds me of someone here (Ryhmes with "Gee"....LOL )
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you better watch it, Jonny, or Ree's gonna slap you upside the head.
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #5 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 5:32pm » |
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Somehow I knew that would come up.....LMMFAO
In no way is it Ree, shes my girl 
You trouble maker, Margi.....LMAO
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #6 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 6:43pm » |
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There's a lot of US who could take offense to that Jonny 
But when my IQ reaches 50, I'm gonna sell!!!!
Hugs BD (rhymes with Gee)
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #7 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 6:50pm » |
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Dear Dances With Monsters, lmao!
Making copies for my friends, here.
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Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
« Reply #8 on: Apr 25th, 2006, 8:26am » |
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I love # 4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
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