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BobG
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A cure! “Happy muscles”
« on: Apr 24th, 2006, 5:14am » |
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Don't know if this should be posted here or over in the Jokes & Funnies Section.........
If you have happy muscles your headaches will go away. LMAO!
Over in the guest book some guy named Patric Cohen claims to be a ‘Sedation Dentist’ and can cure your headaches by giving you “Happy Muscles”.
The best part is he is in Beverly Hills, has concierge service and is within walking distance Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant.
Click this and then click the Headaches button.
www.dentalsedationcenter.com
Be sure to check under the Concierge button, just for laughs.
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #1 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 5:39am » |
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Quote:If you find you have time to relax in between appointments, try one of the great spas in the area.
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Quote:Just up the street from Spago, Mastro at 246 N. Cannon Drive , 310-888-8782, is a luxurious steakhouse, with some of the biggest, if not the best steaks in the city. Upstairs has a beautiful piano bar that is a great place to relax and talk.
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WOW!
So my deduction:
You are going to stay long,...
prepare yourself for many appointments,...
you will lose more teeth in between appointments at the steakhouse,...
you can relax about it as the Novocaine will make you more happy,...
you will leave with a happy, drooling smile, with happy muscles,...
your happy muscles will become very unhappy when you get the bill,...
you'll need to go back to make them happy again,...
this doc will stay happy...
you will end up in therapy 
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #2 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 7:43am » |
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I've lost enough teeth because of CH, I don't need to see another quack looking to fatten his wallet.
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #3 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 8:15am » |
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on Apr 24th, 2006, 5:39am, Jasmyn wrote:
this doc will stay happy...
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...and in debtor's prison
 
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #4 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 8:19am » |
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He explains sedation denistry. It sounds like a modern version of the old west when a bottle of whiskey was used instead.
Quote:SEDATION DENTISTRY
Wake up in Beverly Hills with a brand new smile!
Imagine having all your dental treatment completed in just two visits. While we are working, you are dreaming. No worries or cares in the world. Before your visit you are given a little blue pill to take that will sedate you through your appointment.
Your companion will accompany you to the office. When you arrive, you will be very drowsy. You will relax into a very comfortable chair, covered with a thick, warm cozy blanket. Your vital signs will be monitored. After you are comfortable, our experienced clinical team will take care of your dental needs. When your treatment is completed your companion will return you home to finish your relaxing sleep. |
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And for a hefty fee, he can make sure you're not removed from his office afterward by thugs and dumped in the horse's water trough.
Quote:The Aesthetic Dental Center Concierge
Spa Services
If you find you have time to relax in between appointments, try one of the great spas in the area. |
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #5 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 9:02am » |
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...and you start out in the lounge where they slip you a roofy.....
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #6 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 2:21pm » |
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What's a FAGD? 
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #7 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:04pm » |
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Naw, it's too easy. I ain't gonna do it!
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #8 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:10pm » |
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LMAO! It sure is!
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #9 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:38pm » |
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Hey BobG. This guy got his diploma in Las Vegas. Answers a lot of questions for me.
"He has advanced training in cosmetic dentistry from the Las Vegas Institute for Advanced Dental Studies"
Then he moves to California which answers a lot of questions for everyone else. Where else but in California, huh? 
Linda
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #10 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:41pm » |
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Wait
I think I found my happy muscle!
Never mind it was only mildly pleased!
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #11 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 4:49pm » |
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Quote:| I think I found my happy muscle! |
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WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!!!
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Re: A cure! “Happy muscles”
« Reply #12 on: Apr 24th, 2006, 6:34pm » |
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Quote:| View our before and after portfolio of beautiful smiles?.some of which may be just what you are looking for. A. Patric Cohen DDS,FAGD has been in Beverly Hills for the last 20 year, creating some of the most beautiful smiles in the country. |
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You'd think that a Beverly Hills dentist could afford a decent copy editor....
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