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Rent
« on: Apr 21st, 2006, 1:38pm »
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with
her for $500.   They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that
 he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a
 cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."
 
 On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
 whole event had not been worth the price.   So he had his secretary send a
 cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
 
"Dear Madam:
 Enclosed find cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.   I  
am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
 under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
 #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
 #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
 
 However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
 
 Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
 for $250 with the following note :
 
 Dear Sir:
 First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
 apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.   As for the heat, there is
 plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.   Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
 to fill it, please do not blame the management.
 
 Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady." Smiley
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Re: Rent
« Reply #1 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 3:18pm »
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Re: Rent
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22nd, 2006, 3:28pm »
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