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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« on: Apr 20th, 2006, 3:54pm » |
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 3:55pm » |
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No shit Sherlock
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 3:59pm » |
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and you know this how? 
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 4:21pm » |
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on Apr 20th, 2006, 3:59pm, Melissa wrote:and you know this how?
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Rabbit turds are little balls
Snake turds are seperate balls for fur and bone
Horse turds are large and clumpy and softball or larger in size
Cow turds are loosy goosy, flat and the size of a dinner plate.
See Mel -- I know my shit! However, with the slant of this thread it may be apparent I know my lack of shit -- so to speak. 
edited because I spell like shit.
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #4 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 4:25pm » |
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 5:31pm » |
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #6 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 6:12pm » |
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The reason they don't give a crap...
Is because they are full of shit!!!
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #7 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 5:23am » |
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Suggestion:
Colonic Cleansing 
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #8 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 9:04am » |
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #9 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 10:07am » |
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Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #10 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 10:43am » |
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on Apr 21st, 2006, 5:23am, Jasmyn wrote:Suggestion:
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #11 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 11:07am » |
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Test to see if you really know 5hit ...
a cow eats grass and it is mushy
a rabbit eats grass and it is like little pellets
a horse eats grass and it is large apple sized ...
Why?
I do know this.
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #12 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 12:07pm » |
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efficiency of the digestive systems of the differnt animals.
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #13 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 12:14pm » |
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combined with size correct
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #14 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 1:29pm » |
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 I am dying here. Ghost you know some shit.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who know some shit like Bill Clinton and those who don't know shit like George Bush. Think about it, you will get the difference.
Are y'all trying to give me the shitty deal with this thread.
PISA shit I am still dying hehehehe
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Re: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
« Reply #15 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 8:28pm » |
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It's actually very simple ....
Constipated clusterhead people don't give a crap because they're taking Verapamil!
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