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aprilbee
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For the CH mamas....
« on: Apr 20th, 2006, 9:08am » |
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Subject: Every woman’s prayer!!!!
Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.
Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
! And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
I love this family, thank you for being here.... 
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wildhaus
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Re: For the CH mamas....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 11:35am » |
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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. check
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. check
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. check
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. check
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. tks. aprilbee, I didnt know I suffer from split personality....
Michael
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My better half loved it...... 
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Re: For the CH mamas....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 11:36am » |
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Me too!!!    
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Re: For the CH mamas....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 12:43pm » |
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Quote:One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." |
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I'm ashamed to admit this one damn near tore me up...  
Langa
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Re: For the CH mamas....
« Reply #4 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 12:54pm » |
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on Apr 20th, 2006, 9:08am, aprilbee wrote:| And please lift my butt, Before it sags. |
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Too late. 
lol, ty and yw
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sandie99
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Re: For the CH mamas....
« Reply #5 on: Apr 20th, 2006, 1:52pm » |
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This was great, thanks!
Sanna
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