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Jimi
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Let's Pretend We're Married
« on: Apr 19th, 2006, 3:59pm » |
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Re: Let's Pretend We're Married
« Reply #1 on: Apr 19th, 2006, 5:49pm » |
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Re: Let's Pretend We're Married
« Reply #2 on: Apr 19th, 2006, 6:11pm » |
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