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Dragnlance
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Is this what it is like???
« on: Apr 17th, 2006, 7:33pm » |
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want
my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front
of the plane.
Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt . . . . . . . . .
One button at a time . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
No one moves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
He removes his shirt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Muscles ripple across his chest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
She gasps . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
He whispers. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Iron this . . . and then get me a beer."
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kimmiedawn81
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Re: Is this what it is like???
« Reply #1 on: Apr 17th, 2006, 7:39pm » |
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Ha ha, you're gonna be in so much trouble with us ladies! I'll let them handle you!
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Re: Is this what it is like???
« Reply #2 on: Apr 18th, 2006, 3:39am » |
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LMAO.... 
No..no...you got that wrong....that dude was from Massachusetts  I just know he was 
*sigh*
Jean
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
Take a kid fishin
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I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas! 
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