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Ghost
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How do you tell the difference between the oral and rectal thermometer?
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Re: Med/Trivia
« Reply #1 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 8:11am » |
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Well duh.. you ask your husband or kids of course! 
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If it tastes yucky, use the other one.
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Re: Med/Trivia
« Reply #3 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 8:21am » |
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1. By the smile on the thermometers face.
2. By the smile on the patient's face.
3. If it isn't in the patient's mouth, it should be obvious.
4. Smell it.
5. The anal thermometer keeps his house cleaner.
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You've overstayed your welcome since the day we met but it doesn't seem to matter to you. No medications are your master, nothing makes you fret, it's a helpless feeling having nothing I can do
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Ghost
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Re: Med/Trivia
« Reply #4 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 8:58am » |
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Paul wins!!!!!!
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Re: Med/Trivia
« Reply #5 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 9:28pm » |
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Gross....
Blue - oral
Red - rectal
Hope yer not color blind.
Carrie 
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A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing.
After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
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Re: Med/Trivia
« Reply #7 on: Apr 14th, 2006, 7:24am » |
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I hope it was a red carnation.
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