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Big Dan
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Ever fall asleep...
« on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:02pm » |
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... on the shitter? God my ass hurts.
End rant.
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:04pm » |
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Nice Dan. Did you get a nice little rest on your throne?
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:05pm » |
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Damn straight...
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:06pm » |
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Secondly, falling asleep in the early afternoon on the shitter is probably not a good thing either.
In the right restroom the exposed paper roll makes for a nice little pillow.
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:21pm » |
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What is worse is when you wake up and have morning wood and it hangs on the seat as you stand up. 
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:29pm » |
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The worst part is when you stand up and realize your legs are asleep and fall to the floor smashing your head on the sink.
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Big Dan
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:30pm » |
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Yeah, I've had that happen...
... 'cept I take take out the retaining bolts and the entire throne with it.
*flex*
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:33pm » |
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No, can't say that I have.....
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #8 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 2:39pm » |
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Ya gotta admit, it conjures up one hell of an image!
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #9 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 3:50pm » |
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on Apr 12th, 2006, 2:39pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:| Ya gotta admit, it conjures up one hell of an image! |
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That's what I',m thinking. A visual I didn't need. 
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #10 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 4:29pm » |
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Hmmm.. Dan isn't the ONLY clusterhead to fall asleep in the little boy's room... at least his partner in crime IS a little boy though!
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #11 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 6:38pm » |
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #12 on: Apr 12th, 2006, 10:48pm » |
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All the wasps swoopin over my head keeps me awake......and the Penny's magazine doesn't make for a good pillow. Outhouse Pammie
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #13 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 12:25am » |
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #14 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 2:55am » |
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on Apr 12th, 2006, 2:39pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:| Ya gotta admit, it conjures up one hell of an image! |
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I'm with Carol on this one
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #15 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 10:13pm » |
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Actually I am lucky "if" I can fall asleep anywhere.....not too spontaneous in that dept. But only time I have became 'semi consious' near a toilet it was cuz my face was in it. Funny how haveing 'so much fun' can end up head bangin a toilet seat. Fun while it lasted Pam
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #16 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 10:16pm » |
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Takes talent.
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Re: Ever fall asleep...
« Reply #17 on: Apr 13th, 2006, 10:18pm » |
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on Apr 13th, 2006, 10:13pm, cootie wrote:Actually I am lucky "if" I can fall asleep anywhere.....not too spontaneous in that dept. But only time I have became 'semi consious' near a toilet it was cuz my face was in it. Funny how haveing 'so much fun' can end up head bangin a toilet seat. Fun while it lasted Pam
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Jeez that takes me back.
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God knows I try but the damn Mooses keep bumpin into it. Cant get a wink in.
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