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medic1852
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She Must Be Blonde!
« on: Apr 10th, 2006, 7:58pm » |
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said " That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!
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Re: She Must Be Blonde!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 11th, 2006, 10:03pm » |
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He must of mistaken her for a 'slot' machine Pam
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