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Joe has bee having severe headaches for several
years now andhis wife finally convinced him to see a neurologist.
The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can
cure your headaches.
The bad news is that, it will require
castration.
ou have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles, to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.
Joe was shocked, and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a
headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself.
He walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning, and
live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store.and thought, that's what I need, a new suit.
He entered the shop, and told the salesman, I'd
like a new suit.
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly, and said,
let's see . . .size 44 long.
Joe laughed, that's right, how did you know?
Been in the business 60 years, the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the
salesman asked, how
about a new shirt?
Joe thought for a moment, and then said, sure.
he salesman eyed Joe, and said, let's see,
34 sleeves, and 16 1/2 neck.
Joe was surprised, that's right, how did you know?
Been in the business 60 years.
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
He walked comfortably around the shop, and the
salesman a sked,; how about some new underwear?
Joe thought for a moment and said, sure.
The salesman said, let's see . . .size 36.
Joe laughed, ! ; ah ha!!
I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.
The salesman shook his head, you can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear -
Second Opinion
PRICELESS
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Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 4:32am » |
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 5:58am » |
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Miracle cure? Okay! But's what's the solution for thems CHenz?
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 8:42am » |
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on Apr 10th, 2006, 5:58am, burnt-toast wrote:Miracle cure? Okay! But's what's the solution for thems CHenz?
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 9:02am » |
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Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies.
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Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 9:19am » |
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on Apr 10th, 2006, 9:02am, chewy wrote:| Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies. |
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You've more than one Speedo?!! We call 'em budgie smugglers.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 9:36am » |
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 10:17am » |
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Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam
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Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 10:22am » |
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on Apr 10th, 2006, 9:02am, chewy wrote:| Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies. |
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For what? "Butt-Floss-R-Us", "Free-Willy-2" or "Bag-The-Ol'Man"?
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 10:25am » |
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on Apr 10th, 2006, 10:17am, cootie wrote:Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam
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Well, I suppose that is the next step... After all, I've seen night gowns and socks which light up...
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 4:51pm » |
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on Apr 10th, 2006, 10:17am, cootie wrote:Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam
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Where do you put the battery pack?
Talk about a potential Hot Flash...
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 10th, 2006, 7:36pm » |
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