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sandie99
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Quote of the day
« on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:24am » |
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands--and then just eat one of the pieces.
-Judith Viorst
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:26am » |
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I AM WEAK!!!!!!   
Have to eat all 4 
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #2 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:39am » |
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...... UMMM
why would you break it into 4 pieces??????
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #3 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 3:11pm » |
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I need 8 oz of Hershey w/almomds or I don't even start.
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #4 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 3:30pm » |
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YOU have to bring up chocolate when it's still LENT and I gave up SWEETS!!!! Is this testing my FAITH???????
How many more days till EASTER and CHOCOLATE 
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #5 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 3:39pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2006, 3:30pm, BarbaraD wrote:.....How many more days till EASTER .....
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Thinking of Easter
Canadian Blonde's Meaning of Easter
Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St.Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
The third said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..."
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #6 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 3:42pm » |
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Quote:| Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey." |
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that was too funny!
Sandie, loved the quote...luckily for me, I don't like chocolate, but if that was a donut, no strength for me, I'd have to have the whole thing 
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