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PollyPocket
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true friendship
« on: Mar 30th, 2006, 7:17am » |
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Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually come close to reality:
*When you are sad-- I will help you get drunk & plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
*When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
*When you smile-- I will know you finally got laid.
*When you are scared-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
*When you are worried-- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
*When you are confused-- I will use little words.
*When you are sick--Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
*When you fall-- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
*This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."
Remember . . a good friend will help you move.... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body . . . let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS,
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT,
BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 8:20am » |
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 Jen, come visit and bring the shovel and depends
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #2 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 8:24am » |
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 Thanks, Jen....I needed that. 
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Hahahaha... that is excellent !!!
"only you can feel the warmth".. I'm deffo plagiarising that !!!
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #4 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:11am » |
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #5 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:13am » |
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Now I have to clean my screen!
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #6 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:49am » |
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I also have to clean my screen! LMAO!!
Great post Jen!!
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #7 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 10:53am » |
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Little words.
A friend will love you even when they can't remember their own name.
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #8 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 4:03pm » |
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Gotta love it!
Thanks!
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Re: true friendship
« Reply #9 on: Mar 30th, 2006, 4:08pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2006, 7:17am, JenniferD wrote:Remember . . a good friend will help you move.... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body . . . let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
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And a Really, REALLY good friend will even hit the bugger with the shovel while you keep him talking!
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