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A lesson in eavesdropping
« on: Mar 27th, 2006, 4:55pm » |
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A lesson in eavesdropping
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the say the following:
"Emma comes first, Den I come, Den two asses come together, I come
once-a-more, then two asses, they come together again, I come again and
pee twice, then I come one lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:33pm » |
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Chewy and Sean working in the sewer section of the big dig, Chewy is the one with the talent....LMAO 
http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Dirty_Rotten_Scoundrels.wmv
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #2 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:38pm » |
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That is talent!  
I hope that wasnt used...of course seeing where it was found dont think that really matters!
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #3 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:42pm » |
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #4 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:50pm » |
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Sorry I hijacked your thread Rodg, I didnt think you would mind if I threw in a funny
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #5 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:52pm » |
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Dont consider it a highjacking funny is funny!
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #6 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 5:56pm » |
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on Mar 27th, 2006, 5:52pm, medic1852 wrote:
Especially when we get to laugh at Chewy's expense.....LMAO
Watch, now he will post a pic of me in a bra or some shit.....LMMFAO....I love it!!!!
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #7 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 6:00pm » |
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You two are too funny! I love when the board is like this.
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #8 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 6:37pm » |
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Lucky for you I have dial up and dont open wmv files.
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #9 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 6:45pm » |
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on Mar 27th, 2006, 6:37pm, chewy wrote:| Lucky for you I have dial up and dont open wmv files. |
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Oh welllllll, I am so sorry you are a cheap bastard!
Shall I burn it to CD and snail mail it to you you cheap bastard?
Try skipping a meal or two you fat bastard!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 6:51pm » |
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Just bring it over to me (with a happy ending).
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
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on Mar 27th, 2006, 6:51pm, chewy wrote:| Just bring it over to me (with a happy ending) |
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Oh Christ!....this sounds like a job for Sean
HEY SEAN!!!!
You are needed.....Chubby needs to be happy.....LMMFAO
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Re: A lesson in eavesdropping
« Reply #12 on: Mar 28th, 2006, 11:35am » |
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