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For mel and minnie
« on: Mar 20th, 2006, 2:52pm » |
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So ! the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
Don't ya just love little old ladies..................tim
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Re: For mel and minnie
« Reply #1 on: Mar 20th, 2006, 6:43pm » |
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Mel we're famous   
Thanks Tim I needed the laugh! I eat plenty of chocolate,drink sometimes but will work on consuming more I don't smoke so am trying to decide worse of two evils worms or smokey  clothes  .
Thanks for the info LOL and yes ya got to love little old ladies.
Minnie
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Mmmmmmmm, chocolate covered worms with a beer chaser, sounds good!! 
Thanks Tim, for thinkin of me hon! 
Minnie, we still gotta hit the Mall of America sometime, a bunch of us wimmens! 
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Re: For mel and minnie
« Reply #3 on: Mar 21st, 2006, 4:14am » |
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That minister is a liar!
Quote:Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
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The important word in the quote is clean. Worms eat organic waste and shit. Worms are nothing more than intestines. Poop in, poop out. 
A worm in clean soil would starve to death. 
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ever have a worm poop on you? yuck, i hate it when that happens. 
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Re: For mel and minnie
« Reply #5 on: Mar 21st, 2006, 2:22pm » |
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Naw, I use artifical bait... 
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