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Jonny
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Now this is funny shit....LOL 
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 6:30pm » |
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The man shows wisdom well beyond his years!!! Up here we tell them, if you run, you'll just go to jail tired!
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 6:43pm » |
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THAT IS SOLID GOLD BABY!!!! 
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Jonny
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 6:45pm » |
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on Mar 16th, 2006, 6:30pm, Guiseppi wrote:| The man shows wisdom well beyond his years!!! Up here we tell them, if you run, you'll just go to jail tired! |
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I learned many years ago that if I want my hair down to my ass and full tattoo sleeves, that you always pull over, turn off the ignition, put the keys on the dashboard and keep your hands on the wheel in plain sight.
Learning this came in handy seeing that I live in a city where the hells angels love to battle the outlaws.....geez, cant a guy just like to look this way?.....LMMFAO
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mynm156
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:12pm » |
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DUDE,
I have been pulled over at gun point here in AZ. while in my hospital scrubs for an expired tag on my plates!!! Talk about freaked out!!! IT was a female highway patrol officer. Most of the time if I ever get pulled over in my scrubs they let me go with a warning.
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:26pm » |
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I understand it! Never explained better!
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:27pm » |
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on Mar 16th, 2006, 7:12pm, mynm156 wrote:DUDE,
I have been pulled over at gun point here in AZ. |
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Thats the wild, wild west, bro.....LOL
This one is for E-Baby.....I hope you get to see this one, Honey 
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #7 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:34pm » |
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The end of the redneck one was frikkin halarious!
Thanks jonny
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I got pulled over once on HWY 59 right outside linden, I had two SKSs, a british 308, two 30.30s, a .270, and a black powder 50 cal in my truck. My tags were expired, my tail lights were out, I had no insurance, my licence was suspended, I was going 76 in a 55 mph work zone, fresh blood in the bed, a cooler with a couple cold beers in it, and some other that we won't talk about. Oh how relieved I was when I saw that the trooper was a buddy from school, all he wanted was to gossip about a common friend........
edited to add....small towns have theiradvantages........
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #9 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:36pm » |
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HAHAHAHA That chick on the slide just takesout that little kid at the bottom!!! Poor little dude!
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #10 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:57pm » |
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Ok, lets keep the laughs going
I dont care who you are....this is funny (Watch how the arms come out like wings and then go back in to dig the sand out of the eyes......LMMFAO)
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #11 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 7:59pm » |
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ROTFLMAO! That's funny as hell.
I never had a problem with cops. When I was younger, though, I couldn't walk into a nice store without being followed around, LOL. 
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #12 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 8:04pm » |
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on Mar 16th, 2006, 7:59pm, nani wrote:| When I was younger, though, I couldn't walk into a nice store without being followed around, LOL. |
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Thats because your HOT 
The security guards wanted a piece of that fine thang
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #13 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 8:05pm » |
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Flattery will get you.... everywhere.
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #14 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 10:26pm » |
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Cops around here don't know how to handle women jonny types like me.......hee-hee......well the hair is different color of course. They usually wave at us durein the day when were on the bikes and smile.....but at nite they follow and pull ya over and DRILL ya hopein to nail ya for sumthin. Different as nite and day Pam
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #15 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 1:56am » |
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Thanks Jonny, I needed to laugh again.
I am not above the law to use any advantage to get out of a sticky situation with border patrol(when trying to get some contraband across) or when stopped for my all time favourite... speeding.
Some adjustments to my outfit and I'm ready to get on with negotiations. Push-up bra's in my case, are a god send, just to show I have support in high places 
The shirt suddenly becomes much smaller, hipster pants becomes an art form and... Whala! you've got the attention where you want it.
Now... if you're stopped by a man, it's not what the ears will hear but what the eyes want to see but... if you're stopped by a woman... you're land in jail for indecent exposure or working an illegal trade 
Motto... be vigilant, look in your rear view mirror
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #16 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 7:29am » |
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Ok, I gotta share. I can't see the above videos, but I have a good cop story. Picture this first, I am 4'10.5" tall, long blonde hair and weighed (at the time) about 110-115. I got pulled over for speeding (twice).
First time, the cop stopped me he asked me if I knew why. Of course I said no, cuz I really didn't realize I was. He said the speeding and that my muffler was hanging too low. Opportunity seized.
I got out of the car to see what he was talking about, got down on all fours with my tightly jeaned butt in the air and examined the muffler. No ticket.
Second time, cop A is older cop B is very young. I was BARELY over the limit, like 3-5 miles, and got pulled over. I had just gotten off work so petite girly-girl me is sitting there in the drivers seat wearing a sundress, long blonde curly tresses tumbling around.
I did my thing, shut off the engine, kept hands on the wheel and cop A comes to the drivers side, cop B is on passenger side, BOTH WITH THEIR HANDS ON THEIR GUNS AND DOOR HANDLES. WTF???? Honestly, do ya THINK I looked even REMOTELY like a criminal?? Scared the crap outta me! No speeding ticket, but a written warning, why? Because I couldn't find my registration fast enough! That is the honestagawd reason he gave me! aarrgghhh
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Re: LMMFAO!!
« Reply #17 on: Apr 21st, 2006, 2:19am » |
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I'm glad jonny is in charge
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