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chewy
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Here's a letter written to Tide recently.....
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my late forties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy
I was (He generally has started becoming a royal pain in the neck).
Well, one thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out!
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all
of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well, that the Detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
then,
my attorney called last night and said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. I'll never be
without it again!
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Sincerely,
A grateful customer
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #1 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 8:05am » |
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Damn
I've just been down to the shops and you can't get Tide here.. another brilliant plan scuppered 
Time to go and look for the heftybags though...
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #2 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 9:48am » |
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #3 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 9:50am » |
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #4 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 10:26am » |
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That was brilliant! Thank you...
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #5 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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 Helen.........do you need me to send you a bottle of Tide???
GRRRR........somebody's a REAL jerk, huh??
I'll provide the Hefty Bags, too.do you need a large trunk??
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #6 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 11:39am » |
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Yes please Cathy!! LMAO
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #7 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 12:02pm » |
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on Mar 9th, 2006, 11:39am, LeLimey wrote:Yes please Cathy!! LMAO
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #8 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 2:14pm » |
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LOL.
Nice one Chewy. 
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Heard the ground is hard over there Helen. Better wait awhile 
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Re: A Grateful Customer
« Reply #9 on: Mar 9th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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