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There once was a group of Chenz.....
« on: Mar 8th, 2006, 9:41am » |
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There once was a group of Chenz that lived next to an old goat who provided milk for an entire village of midgets who preferred eggs to milk, but the goat only had one while the Chenz had great laying ability. So the goat decided to not give so much milk because they were exhausted from all the sex. He was expending all his energy picking on the Chenz, and started to dry up. So he covered himself in hand cream to enable himself to slip in unnoticed. But he soon discovered he had warts all over the palms of his hands, which was ironic, because the last place he had his hands were on some bald guys toupee in the K-Marts bathroom while they were discussing the pros and cons of summer ice hockey and cheeto shapes. When suddenly one of the Chenz ran out yelling “Holy Crap! The goat has hands and lays eggs, but worst of all, it farts the national anthem off key!” But it can play along came a rooster. The rooster, who was driving the train poorly, as we can see, laid an egg of epic proportion and said, “That hurt, and the blow up goat has sprung a leak. Now whatever will I put in my chocolate torte recipe?” And then the rooster flew off into the sunset with a penguin. But the poor goat was left with the Chenz, while wondering what to do with hands full of hand cream. ‘SO HE’ applied the cream to the one thing he had left, which was not as big as he had once thought, but had been shriveled by the hot summer sun from it’s once enormous size. But it was the udder he had. He did feel that even though it was not his fault, maybe the Chenz should wait. Actually, he did have an udder one, he had just misplaced it. The Chenz said to the one uddered goat that he should choke the udder, choke it and choke it some more. Meanwhile the Chenz were developing the worst crows feet you’ve ever seen from squinting and saying “Choke WHAT!” At exactly that time the king wanked in and laughed hysterically that the goat had the audacity to even call it an udder! “Udder, schmudder.” The king cried. “You can’t blame it on shrinkage.” “NO” said the Chenz, “but you can blame it on an over inflated ego, which all men, goat or otherwise, are cursed with.”
And so the moral of the story is: You can choke your udder and you can choke your friend, but you can’t choke your friends udder.
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #1 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 9:49am » |
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This is the story that the group wrote in a previous thread.. 
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #2 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 10:13am » |
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Male goats can't give milk..........unless your a maffrodite ! Let-go-of-my-eggo Pam 
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #3 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 11:03am » |
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I warned them about the one udder!   
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #4 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 11:19am » |
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Welp then how come ya didn't listen to me when I told ya my pig tails were NOT handles ? Yank and spit Pam 
runnin for the door dodgein beer cans and ashtrays........
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #5 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 11:59am » |
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #6 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 12:30pm » |
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Wayyyyy too many people on Topomax here.
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #7 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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LMAO yeah, no shit Linda!
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Re: There once was a group of Chenz.....
« Reply #8 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 12:45pm » |
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on Mar 8th, 2006, 12:30pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Wayyyyy too many people on Topomax here.
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Good one, Linda!
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