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Living Will
« on: Mar 7th, 2006, 12:45pm » |
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Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita
______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini
______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page
______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed
that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #1 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 1:06pm » |
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Perfect, I may just have to run that by my lawyer 
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #2 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 2:26pm » |
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If there ever comes a time that I don't ever ask for any and all of the above, I should be DNR.
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #3 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 2:56pm » |
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on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:45pm, Ghost wrote:Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita
______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini
______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page
______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed
that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug. |
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Is this intended for in the office or at home?
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #4 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 3:42pm » |
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not much on scotch bloody marys or martinis, but the others count
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #5 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 3:46pm » |
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Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie
______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page
______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed
that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #6 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 3:50pm » |
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YES!!! 
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #7 on: Mar 7th, 2006, 10:14pm » |
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Ghost I think ya nailed it! Print it sign it & get it notarized! Then your relatives can beat the doctors & nurses wit it when they say it ain't legal! LOL
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #8 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 1:37am » |
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on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:46pm, Ghost wrote:Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie
______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page
______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed
______Goats milk _______CHenz
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There corrected it, now you can take it to your lawyer
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Re: Living Will
« Reply #9 on: Mar 8th, 2006, 2:19am » |
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on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:46pm, Ghost wrote:Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie
______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page
______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed
that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug. |
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Yup, that sounds like a good one. Now, where did I put my lawyer's number...
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