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Melissa
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I'll post the answers later... 
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions:
For each answer, you will have three clues.
Try to determine what the object or thing is, that is being described.
"CLUES"
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes, big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in, I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
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Melissa
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Ok, since this is a hard one (is there a pun in there somewhere?), I'll post the answers...
ANSWERS
1. Nose
2. peanut butter
3. A crane
4. Titanic
5. A tent
6. A dentist
7. A wedding ring
8. A elevator
9. Bubble gum
10. Newspaper boy
11. A glove
12. An arrow
13. An attorney
14. A bird
Scoring
For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points.
For every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.
If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex.
If you score between 14 points & 21 points, you need more love.
If you score over 21 points*
You are classed as having a great sex experience.
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #2 on: Mar 4th, 2006, 10:33am » |
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mel, I bet you knew I'd jump on this one lol. 24 points here.
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #3 on: Mar 4th, 2006, 10:41am » |
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 Only 22 points...any offers to help me make a perfet 24?   
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #4 on: Mar 4th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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I screwed up the beginning so my answers won't mean a thing.
Rats.
How dumb can I get? 
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #5 on: Mar 5th, 2006, 11:06am » |
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28... It's been so long, I've forgotten how to perv...
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #6 on: Mar 5th, 2006, 1:17pm » |
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I guess I am in need of more sex 
not tellin my score tho
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #7 on: Mar 5th, 2006, 2:06pm » |
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26 our of 28 - not bad. Missed # 8, all I could think of was a toilet
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on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:06pm, Sandy_C wrote:| Missed # 8, all I could think of was a toilet |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #9 on: Mar 6th, 2006, 11:33am » |
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I missed #8 as well. I said a mine.
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Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
« Reply #10 on: Mar 6th, 2006, 5:47pm » |
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I actually missed #5
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