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minnie
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Why did God make Mothers?
« on: Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:01pm » |
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Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children
>to the following questions...
> Be sure to read the story at the end.....
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> Why did God make mothers?
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> 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
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> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
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> 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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> How did God make mothers?
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> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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> 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
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> 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used
>bigger parts.
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> What ingredients are mothers made of?
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> 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
>nice in the world and one dab of mean.
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> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
>use string, I think.
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> Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
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> 1. We're related.
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> 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
>me.
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> What kind of little girl was your Mom?
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> 1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
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> 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
>pretty bossy.
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> 3. They say she used to be nice.
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> What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
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> 1. His last name.
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> 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
>drunk on beer?
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> 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and
>YES to chores?
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> Why did your Mom marry your dad?
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> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a
>lot.
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> 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
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> 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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> Who's the boss at your house?
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> 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such
>a goof ball.
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> 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
>the bed.
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> 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
>dad.
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> What's the difference between moms and dads?
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> 1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at
>work.
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> 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
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> 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power
>'cause that's who you go to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
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> 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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> What does your Mom do in her spare time?
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> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
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> 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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> What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
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> 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind
>of plastic surgery.
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> 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
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> If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
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> 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd
>get rid of that.
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> 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister
>who did it and not me.
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> 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the
>back of her head.
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> ********************************************
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> THE MOMMY TEST
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> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
>something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
>item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter
>asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,
>it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter
>looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all
>this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff.
>It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
>Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
>evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So
>if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied
>back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart. When you're finished
>laughing, send this to a Mom. Too cute!
> *********************************************
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> "Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous
>look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have
>continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was
>listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in
>her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty
>much over at that point...
Hope you enjoyed,
Minnie
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Re: Why did God make Mothers?
« Reply #1 on: Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:24pm » |
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Yeah, I'm sure they asked all those...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 22nd, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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...questions and not one positive about Daddy. Little girls love their Daddy's.
Cute 
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