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Miklos
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Man convicted of boinking a sheep must register as sex offender. He's a baaaad man.
I would never fleece another website without giving credit. This headline was cheerfully and enthusiastically stolen from an article posted at www.fark.com, 02/15/06.
Please feel free to ram through some of your own ovine experiences, but please, omit some of the more graphic details.
I know. I should be thoroughly punished for posting this.
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Guiseppi
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Re: Boink!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 15th, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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I was helping a lost little lamb over a fence. From a distance I'm sure it looked suspicious........on the advice of my attorney I have nothing more to add.
Guiseppi
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PollyPocket
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Re: Boink!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 15th, 2006, 12:41pm » |
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May I just say:
ewe
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burnt-toast
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Re: Boink!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 15th, 2006, 12:59pm » |
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Let me just add...
There's nothing more embarrassing than having one of the little buggers ask "Are ewe my faaaaaather" in front of company.  
Tom
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TxBasslady
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Re: Boink!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 15th, 2006, 3:41pm » |
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on Feb 15th, 2006, 12:40pm, Guiseppi wrote:| I was helping a lost little lamb over a fence. From a distance I'm sure it looked suspicious........on the advice of my attorney I have nothing more to add. |
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LMFAO....too funny!!  
Jean
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nani
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Re: Boink!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 15th, 2006, 3:43pm » |
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on Feb 15th, 2006, 12:41pm, JenniferD wrote:
Between you and Guiseppe... I am ROTFLMAO! 
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