Author |
Topic: For the gals, but take heed guys! (Read 261 times) |
|
Sandy_C
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Burn that bra!
Gender: 
Posts: 2585
|
 |
For the gals, but take heed guys!
« on: Feb 14th, 2006, 9:32am » |
 Quote  Modify
|
What I Want in a Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm ventin
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
|
|
 IP Logged |
Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
|
|
|
Jasmyn
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Each day will be a new trick in life's journey
 
Gender:
Posts: 2762
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 9:44am » |
Quote Modify
|
LOL Sandy.
Quote:What I've got in a Man, Confirmed List (age 40)
1. Breathing
2. Miss the toilet.
|
|
Beggers can't be choosers, what the hell, breathing is good enough for me. 
|
| « Last Edit: Feb 14th, 2006, 3:06pm by Jasmyn » |
IP Logged |
Jazz
Madness is proclaimed by society’s inability to accept its own infallibility
|
|
|
minnie
New Board Hall of Famer
my greatest joys are my daughters April & Beth
Gender:
Posts: 1059
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 9:53am » |
Quote Modify
|
I gotta adimt I started making the list since becoming single again but these to list will do...
If your male and these lists sounds like you please send resume' ,references and a few colored undoctored photo to ...Minnie@want a man.com 
|
|
IP Logged |
Friends are Angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
______________
You may only be one person to the world
but you may also be the world to one person.
|
|
|
Redd
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 6661
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 9:54am » |
Quote Modify
|
|
|
IP Logged |
I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
|
|
|
LeLimey
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
OUCH-US - Less "ME" and more "WE"
Gender:
Posts: 11720
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 9:58am » |
Quote Modify
|
Minnie!!
No no no no no no no no no!
No more men.. haven't we learned our lessons?! 
|
|
IP Logged |
The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
|
|
|
pattik
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 2404
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 10:16am » |
Quote Modify
|
 Thanks, Sandy...great lists. But even though I should be using the over 52 list, the optimistic and foolish side of me dwells on the over 32 list.
|
|
IP Logged |
The voyage of discovery is not about seeking new landscapes, it's about having new eyes--Marcel Proust
|
|
|
Ghost
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Farting relieves the pressure
Gender: 
Posts: 4024
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #6 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 10:26am » |
Quote Modify
|
Well shoot yall dont want a man you want a GOAT!!!!!! 
|
|
IP Logged |
Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum
If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!
|
|
|
burnt-toast
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 1686
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #7 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 10:43am » |
Quote Modify
|
Let me get this straight...
Up until the age of 72 all gals want is strong girlfriends or guys with let's say alternative lifestyles? 
Tom
|
|
IP Logged |
Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
|
|
|
Kevin_M
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
withered branches grow green again.
Gender:
Posts: 6184
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #8 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 10:49am » |
Quote Modify
|
on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:32am, Sandy_C wrote:What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
|
|
Maintaining THIS high of expectations at any age DEPENDS on lots of luck!
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
TomM
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 2006
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #9 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 10:49am » |
Quote Modify
|
on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:32am, Sandy_C wrote:What I Want in a Man
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
|
|
THAT hurt.
TomM
|
|
IP Logged |
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll go fishing."
--Thoreau--
|
|
|
Shaz
New Board Veteran
I love YaBB 1G - SP1!
Posts: 149
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #10 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 11:11am » |
Quote Modify
|
Great post Sandy.
Loved your reply Jas. Thats right up my line of thinking
Shaz xx
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
MJ
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 911
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #11 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 11:22am » |
Quote Modify
|
Hell women are just too demanding.
I'm starting to half-think I might just want a goat too.
edit to add; female goat
|
| « Last Edit: Feb 14th, 2006, 11:24am by MJ » |
IP Logged |
MJ
|
|
|
minnie
New Board Hall of Famer
my greatest joys are my daughters April & Beth
Gender:
Posts: 1059
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #12 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 11:28am » |
Quote Modify
|
on Feb 14th, 2006, 11:22am, MJ wrote:Hell women are just too demanding.
I'm starting to half-think I might just want a goat too.
edit to add; female goat
|
|
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh I was just gonna hook you up in chat with Ghost/goatie That's just the matchmaker in me.Maybe Chewy will stop by and share some of he sheep with you instead.....
Minnie who's gonna hide now  
|
|
IP Logged |
Friends are Angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
______________
You may only be one person to the world
but you may also be the world to one person.
|
|
|
MJ
New Board Hall of Famer
Gender:
Posts: 911
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #13 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 12:15pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Feb 14th, 2006, 11:28am, minnie wrote:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe Chewy will stop by and share some of he sheep with you instead.....
|
|
Thoughtfull of you Minnie.
Thanks but no thanks. I allready have 170 sheep of my own.
All should start lambing in a couple weeks and then I should have another 200 or so.
Then I'm selling the lot of them.
The 5 rams had it made. Rather two had it made the others got the leftovers.
Oh and I allready had some goats too, ate the roof rack off my expedition, the tires off a pickup, The door off the barn among other things, then they ate the fence too.
Sorry goat but I hated them things.
|
|
IP Logged |
MJ
|
|
|
sandie99
New Board Hall of Famer
Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
Gender:
Posts: 10429
|
|
Re: For the gals, but take heed guys!
« Reply #14 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 2:42pm » |
Quote Modify
|
I'm 25, so no wonder my wonderful boyfriend has all the qualities in the original list...
Sanna
|
|
IP Logged |
CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss