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thread dedicated to insults
« on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:27pm » |
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Here is where we can post rude, derogatory, insulting, name calling, flame war retarded pissing matches. If we contain these retarded pissing matches to this thread, it will leave the rest of the board for intelligent conversation about clusters or daily life.
Feel free to choose from the following or come up with your own:
1. my daddy can beat up your daddy.
2. my dick is bigger than yours.
3. migraines are a walk in the park.
4. you are an attention/drama wh*re.
5. your momma is so fat........
6. you are such a troll.
again, feel free to chime in here with any insult that comes to mind. This is only a small list meant to get the mind thinking.
NOTE: when attacked by these insults, it often helps to get into the following dialogue:
Person 1. your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Person 2: Nut-uh
Person 1: Yuh-huh
Person 2: Nut -uh
Person 1: Yuh-huh
Person 2: nut-uh
So please, if you have the need to insult someone and carry on with negative shit, please refer to this thread and post it here.
Thank you all for your cooperation
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:31pm » |
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Or...we could just ignore all the negative stuff and only read the good stuff. 
Oh...allright... I've been wanting to say this anyway....
nani is an attention wh0re.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:33pm » |
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Let the games begin! 
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:49pm » |
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Jen is a thin-skinned, dirty-minded, obsessive compulsive clean-freak, stubborn pain in the a$$. So if you were thinkin' it, its not anything I don't already know 
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:52pm » |
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And to think, I almost didn't open this post. Alright you negative people, if brains were gasoline, you couldn't power a piss ants go kart around the inside of a cheerio twice!!! The line has been drawn in the sand....let the games begin! 
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 1:41pm » |
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Mel's a conceited, impatient, attention starved, fat, four eyed, bitchy pig who is naive and needs to get out of the house more!!!
I forgot to add "wine-o" in there too.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 1:49pm » |
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I know that this thread if meant to be full of insults etc. but before I can think of any, I'll just give one compliment: this thread is a wonderful idea.
Now, why in the hell I didn't think of this first???
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 4:07pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2006, 12:27pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:. If we contain these retarded pissing matches to this thread, it will leave the rest of the board for intelligent conversation about clusters or daily life.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #8 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 4:54pm » |
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The best one came from Silvio on the Sopranos:
"She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #9 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 7:57pm » |
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Ok don't wanna insult anyone here (right now anyways ) so here's some insults from a movie.Anyone know the movie? maybe some of the southern women will. OK next batch of movie insults..
Minnie
P>S> Nani,Jen and Mel are pathalogically lieing in this thread there ya go LOL 
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #10 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 8:31pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2006, 4:54pm, Charlie wrote:The best one came from Silvio on the Sopranos:
"She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
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I prefer...She so fat, She jump up in the air and get stuck...or she so fat her ass has it own zip code! 
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #11 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 9:28pm » |
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Yeah and his brain is like a camera -- just ain't got no film....
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #12 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 10:21am » |
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Minnie, I know that film!
It's Steel Magnolias! It's one of my favourite films.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #13 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 11:24am » |
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on Feb 12th, 2006, 10:21am, sandie99 wrote:Minnie, I know that film!
It's Steel Magnolias! It's one of my favourite films.
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Mine, too! And frankly, I can never look at a Red Velvet cake again without thinking about an armadillo.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #14 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 11:39am » |
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I don't even know what a sodding red velvet cake is so I guess I'll have to settle for dunking a jammy ring in my tea eh girls?!
My favourite "insult" was when a guy I worked with gave me a compliment!
I had had my hair cut from being long to really short and he saw me walking across the corridor and thought" Oh she's nice".. and then he said he realised it was me...
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #15 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 7:12pm » |
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Your mama is so fat, when she eats at McDonalds they have to hire someone to stand there and change the numbers on the sign.
seeya,
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #17 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 8:32pm » |
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remember, you asked...
Your momma sucks bat shit off cave walls....
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #18 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 9:21am » |
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BMee, this is a GREAT idea!
DJ should place this under:
Daily Chat:
General Posts
Funnies and Jokes
Insults
at least, maybe then, we can open a thread and the topic will still be the original topic.
Most of us are parents, I had to ban my daughter from this site as it is not a good example of decent human behaviour, manners, tolerance and problem solving anymore.
It has become a site mostly about ego, bad behaviour, insults and how to have the biggest, loudest last word.
I know we have to move with the times but we cannot expect to preach to our children if we cannot even practice some of it ourselves.
Where do they learn disrespect for others? Here, at home, with us.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #19 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 9:33am » |
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Jasmyn just hijacked this thread and that was mean.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #20 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 9:34am » |
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Yo mama's poontang is so big that when she had her period she put a dollar on your dresser and your matress was gone.
Yo mama is so fat that when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama is like the police station dicks going in and out all the time.
Y'all asked for it
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #21 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 9:39am » |
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My ex is so fat they had to put in a new bus route........
through her belt loops.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #22 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 10:59am » |
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on Feb 12th, 2006, 10:21am, sandie99 wrote:Minnie, I know that film!
It's Steel Magnolias! It's one of my favourite films.
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Chick Flick!
There, I joined the fun.
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Re: thread dedicated to insults
« Reply #23 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 1:13pm » |
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on Feb 13th, 2006, 9:21am, Jasmyn wrote:BMee, this is a GREAT idea!
DJ should place this under:
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Insults
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