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nani
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One day at Jimi's...
« on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:08pm » |
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The husband had just finished reading a new book:
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.'
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said
sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the
MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going
to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that
I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath
so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry
and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet
and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied,
"The fucking funeral director would
be my guess."
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 12:12pm » |
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Good finish Nan, you got me LMAO 
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 1:01pm » |
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Now that's funny.
Our next door neighbour owns the local funeral home - you can imagine how often I use him as my threat!
"I'm gonna have Phil come over NOW, with his measuring tape!"
Works every time.
Carol
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 1:43pm » |
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Good one, thanks! 
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 2:30pm » |
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LMAO!
I don't know about that...Jimi is of the opinion that his wife worships the ground he walks on...or so he says anyway...
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 4:16pm » |
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Love it! Gotta remember that one!
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #6 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 7:09pm » |
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Not true Langa. Nani pretty well nailed it.
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #7 on: Feb 12th, 2006, 8:51pm » |
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so, no one mentions how the shoe tasted that night....
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #8 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 3:11am » |
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LOL!!!
PS: Nani, now THAT is the reason there are no books called :"YOU CAN BE THE WOMAN OF YOUR HOUSE" 
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #9 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 4:05am » |
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Great one Nani.
Gone to have to copy and send that one on.
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Re: One day at Jimi's...
« Reply #10 on: Feb 13th, 2006, 9:06am » |
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That was too funny...keep them coming Nani .Laughter is the best medicine for the winter blues.
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