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minnie
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Birds and Bees
« on: Feb 10th, 2006, 10:52am » |
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The mystery is gone ...
How was I born? The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop up appeared and said:
You've got male!
[ftp]C:\My Documents\mix of pics\ShowLetter.gif[/ftp]
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Ghost
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #1 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 11:05am » |
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sandie99
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #2 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 11:11am » |
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Good one, thanks, Minnie! 
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #3 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 11:24am » |
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Now there's an explanation that would have been much easier to give, and I have no doubt my girls would have understood it MUCH better then the one I used. Sigh.... So it's all about uploading your main floppy and down booting the hard drive....
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BarbaraD
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 2:32pm » |
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Makes more sense than the one about the cabbage patch that I told my kid back in the OLD days.....
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #5 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 10:43pm » |
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #6 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 11:08pm » |
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LMAO... good one Minnie
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Re: Birds and Bees
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2006, 2:33pm » |
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