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BarbaraD
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Cheaper Health Care Plan
« on: Feb 10th, 2006, 6:30am » |
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED
TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
( The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Have a "healthy" day...
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Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
« Reply #1 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 8:32am » |
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that plan sounds better than the one I have now, maybe my employer should upgrade to it................
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Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
« Reply #2 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 8:46am » |
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Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
« Reply #3 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 8:52am » |
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Thanks for my morning chuckle!
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Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10th, 2006, 9:21am » |
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I do eat an apple a day anyway, sometimes 2 or 3... 
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