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chewy
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Wow. Apparantly I had rich relatives all over the world that all died at the same time. Tons of emails all of a sudden bequething me millions of dollars. I've got government officials, bankers, concerned parties, lawyers, etc. all emailing me with this wonderful but sad news.
I sent them all my banking info so I can be rich!
Thats OK right?
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #1 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:22pm » |
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Oh chewy...I've been looking for you! I have some money for you, too. Just PM me your SS#, Mastercard and Visa Platinum numbers (with expiratin dates) and a copy of your ID...
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:32pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:22pm, nani wrote:| Oh chewy...I've been looking for you! I have some money for you, too. Just PM me your SS#, Mastercard and Visa Platinum numbers (with expiratin dates) and a copy of your ID... |
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don't forget to ask for that little 3 digit number on the back of the credit cards, Nani
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #3 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:35pm » |
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also for a small cash amount I will speak to a dead relative for you ok! 
Only $24,999.95
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chewy
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Quote:| also for a small cash amount I will speak to a dead relative for you ok! |
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Fuck em. Already getting their cash. If you talk to them they might ask for it back!
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #5 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:42pm » |
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Vibes for your dead relatives~~~~~~~~~~
Dead or not if they are related to you they need them 
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chewy
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Quote:| Dead or not if they are related to you they need them |
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LMAO!
No argument from me and sure as hell no argument from them!
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #7 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:03pm » |
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So you can be overwhelmed and sometimes even underwhelmed - can ya be just plain whelmed and what would it mean if you could?
Send me your banking information - and perhaps I'll share the secrets of life with you!
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #8 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:11pm » |
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I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #9 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:25pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:11pm, Guiseppi wrote:I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?
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it would seem that you could, since I can either agree or disagree with you. So be whelmed, it's in the dictionary. maybe Lee can pull us out a definition from Websters
whelm: (hwelm)..............
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #10 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:54pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:11pm, Guiseppi wrote:I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?
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Why yes, you can my friend. You can be just as gruntled as you'd like to be.
Another question then - if the plural of tooth is teeth- is the plural of booth - beeth! Enquiring minds - doncha know!
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #11 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:11pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:54pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Why yes, you can my friend. You can be just as gruntled as you'd like to be.
Another question then - if the plural of tooth is teeth3 rednecks- is the plural of booth - beeth! Enquiring minds - doncha know!
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chewy
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Quote: maybe Lee can pull us out a definition from Websters
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If he PMs it to me can I post it ?
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #13 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:21pm » |
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And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #14 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:19pm, chewy wrote:
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Make nice, brat! 
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #15 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 7:20pm » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:19pm, chewy wrote:| I sent them all my banking info so I can be rich! |
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Dear Mr. Chewy,
Thank you for providing all the info requested. We were able to amass that your total net worth is negative $84,972.41. You have also forwarded us all of your identity information too. In short, we do not want be you.
Enclosed you will find we've returned all you've sent us, and a bag of dirt with a hoe the area dirt farmers contributed for you as a possible hand up in life.
All our best to you Mr. Chewy.
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #16 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 7:32pm » |
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well shit. I thought this was a post for us to dump about being overwhelmed.
then again - read post, cross it off to-do list
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #17 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 10:52pm » |
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Could you transfer funds to my account so I can have a sex change to be a bitch.......oh wait a minute........give me a few minutes and I'll think of sumthin else. Grrrrr snarl growl girl Pam 
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chewy
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Quote:| In short, we do not want be you. |
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HMMM? Youse guyz are smarter dan I taught.
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:21pm, AussieBrian wrote:| And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? |
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Congress!
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #20 on: Feb 3rd, 2006, 2:45am » |
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I'm making the obvious, oblivious.
Quote:Posted by: AussieBrian Posted on: Today at 12:24am
And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
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Uh... No, there is no such thing as progress
PS: It does not take much to overwhelm a man
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Re: Overwhelmed
« Reply #21 on: Feb 3rd, 2006, 7:29am » |
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Dear Mr Chewy,
'We Understand you plan to come into a sizeable amount of money in the very near future. Please accept our congratulations.
We would like to give you a ground floor opportunity.
We, here at Arizona Realty and Trust would like to let you in on a little -known secret, but you MUST, until you complete your purchase, keep this ONE little confidence with us!
We have, in our inventory, RIGHT NOW, property for sale that is imminent beach front land! Yes! Be the first to own this marvelous soon-to-be beachfront property!
Acres and acres...why the sand is already there!! If you act quickly, you can own some of this burgeoning beach-front property. In fact, send whatever you wish.....well, up to a million dollars.I will hand pick the property for you, and send you a deed forthwith. No need to come down.a busy man needs not do that....just trust me to make this marvelous opportunity yet another of your dreams come true!
I will be calling you this afternoon.... no pressure, of course....just a griend helping a friend......
Yours in business......
Frances Flimflam
Arizona Realty and Trust
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