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BarbaraD
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Pentagon Announcement.....
« on: Feb 1st, 2006, 5:01pm » |
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting Unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped
off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Re: Pentagon Announcement.....
« Reply #1 on: Feb 1st, 2006, 7:46pm » |
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on Feb 1st, 2006, 5:01pm, BarbaraD wrote:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. |
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Re: Pentagon Announcement.....
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:29am » |
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