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BarbaraD
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The 11th Husband.......
« on: Jan 25th, 2006, 8:01am » |
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
" Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."
"Husband #6 was from Administraiton; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was........... God, I miss him!".........
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy "Hump" Day...
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Re: The 11th Husband.......
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2006, 9:26am » |
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Re: The 11th Husband.......
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2006, 9:48am » |
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2006, 9:48am » |
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Re: The 11th Husband.......
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