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Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« on: Jan 20th, 2006, 8:24pm » |
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I got a new cordless phone for Christmas.
I am always cleaning up stuff. You know see a glass put it in the sink in soapy water. Well yesterday I had the cordless phone in my hand and walked through the kitchen, I don't know why but I put the phone in the dish water, took about three steps and stopped dead in my tracks. Looked up in the air and said, please tell me I did not do what I think I did. I walked back looked down in the sink and there it was.
I got to blame it on something instead of losing my mind!
OK Clusters it is!
Buddy has had a good time with it. He called me today and sounded like he was under water LOL!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 8:30pm » |
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I've cut tags off new clothes and thru the tags in the washer and the clothes in the trash.......and I don't have ch.......I blame it on goin nuts Pam 
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 8:35pm » |
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I'm 50.
Is this what I got to look forward to?
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 8:44pm » |
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I am 52 you only got two years left Steve!
LOL Pam !
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #4 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 8:46pm » |
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I'm not saying a word. I found out a long time ago if you say anything - you'll do the same thing within 5 mintues.....
Thanks for the smile kids.... I just blame everything on being old.....
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 9:22pm » |
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The way I feel!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #6 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 9:30pm » |
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I'm damn near 40, have clusters and wondering what I can do to avoid this anomaly in the very near future...     
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #7 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 10:05pm » |
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I probably put the cereal in the fridge and milk in the pantry at LEAST 3 times a week myself... and I'm only 31!!
Elaine, that is too damn funny, LOL!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #8 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 10:21pm » |
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Oh Lord, Elaine - I don't think there's anyone else but you that can tell a story and make me see the picture!
Hell, I'm 63 and you don't even want to know the numbers of times I've done something like that. I refuse to blame it on old age - and with advanced apologies to any of you that are blondes, I simply refer to them as my blonde moments.
Love ya lots Elaine.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 10:49pm » |
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #10 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 1:06am » |
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Yes. The fun is just beginning.
As far as I know, it's 1958 here. Has been for several years, I think, maybe, or something.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #11 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 3:45am » |
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Don't worry, Elaine. It's not always about age or ch. My twentysomething flatmate found her remote control from the fridge the other week... These things happen. 
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #12 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 7:57am » |
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Your'e not alone Elaine, I still have stains on the ceiling from where I answered the hand mixer instead of the phone while making chocolate cakes..
And I've lost count of the times I've peeled potatoes and thrown the spuds out instead of the peelings.
For some of us there is just no hope! 
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #13 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 8:16am » |
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If I were still married my wife would have blamed it on me.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #14 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 8:30am » |
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Chewy can you give me her phone number? I could use some lessons!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #15 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 8:35am » |
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Dial 1-800-relentless-bitch.
She'll answer.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #16 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 9:15am » |
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I tried that phone number just to see who would answer but it sounded like a dorm...........I'll need at least a first name.
For Sale.........Mirrors, 6"L X 4"H. For the "mature" person who doesn't want to see too much of themselves. I've been using them for about 9 years now and haven't aged more than 2 years.
Elaine, your wit is priceless!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
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Dorm or Dom ?
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #18 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 9:59am » |
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For Sale.........Mirrors, 6"L X 4"H. For the "mature" person who doesn't want to see too much of themselves. I've been using them for about 9 years now and haven't aged more than 2 years.
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Hmmmm.......I'm willing to bet that about 9 years ago you had one of those full length mirrors. You know, the mirror you could stand facing it and see your butt
hanging between your knees.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #19 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 10:06am » |
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Yesterday morning - unwrapped two Halls Mentho's, turned around and threw them in the garbage but kept the wrappers. Unfortuantely there were witnesses!
I certainly blamed it on CH.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #20 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 10:44am » |
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on Jan 21st, 2006, 7:57am, LeLimey wrote:
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Helen, there's always, always hope! 
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
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on Jan 21st, 2006, 8:35am, chewy wrote:Dial 1-800-relentless-bitch.
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #22 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 11:27am » |
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ROTFLMAO I don't feel to bad now, at least I am not alone.
My Mother she had us all looking for her sicissors the other day. We looked in every drawer her sewing basket, everywhere. I found them, she had them in her hand LMAO!
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Re: Wonder if I can blame this on clusters!
« Reply #23 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 11:42am » |
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Ok sweets, here's one I just did...
We got some lovely hot chocolate goody bags with marshmallows and peppermint/chocolate swirl sticks to go with the movie "The Polar Express" from my Aunt. Well, I put the powder in Lily's mug (we all got Christmas mugs too) and was heating the hot water in the microwave, when I decided to look at the bottom of the mug... upside down...
Guess what happened to the cocoa?
You'd think I'd remember in the course of 1 min. just what in the hell I was doing!! 
*sigh*
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