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Redd
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Bathhouse humor...
« on: Jan 18th, 2006, 10:35pm » |
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THE BATHTUB TEST . . .
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
criterion was used to define whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Re: Bathhouse humor...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 10:42pm » |
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 Where is my window?
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Re: Bathhouse humor...
« Reply #2 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 1:48am » |
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I'm sooo locked up! 
Tom
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Re: Bathhouse humor...
« Reply #3 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 7:46am » |
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that may not qualify me to get locked up, so much as someone handing me a piece of paper with one word written on it, and that person saying:
HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
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Re: Bathhouse humor...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 12:48pm » |
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Good one! 
Sanna
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