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Sandy_C
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Nine Thoughts for 2006
« on: Jan 10th, 2006, 2:57pm » |
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9.) - Life is sexually transmitted.
8.) - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
7.) - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
6.) - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
5.) - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4.) - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3.) - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2.) - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge immigration
When Life hands you LEMONS … Ask For sugar and water make some Lemonade!
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Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
« Reply #1 on: Jan 10th, 2006, 3:24pm » |
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My dad took it one step further. he told me life is a sexually transmitted disease, that is 100% fatal. Once you accept that everything else is just fluff. Here's to all the fluff we enjoy between ha's!
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Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
« Reply #2 on: Jan 11th, 2006, 12:02am » |
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These are great! Thanks Sandy...needed that laugh... 
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sandie99
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Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
« Reply #3 on: Jan 11th, 2006, 2:20am » |
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Thanks, Sandy. 
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