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I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« on: Jan 6th, 2006, 2:58pm » |
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It true I tell you 
I just got an email from a bank official in Africa 
All I have to do is give him my bank info and he will give me 30% of 17million dollars
Going of to spend my money now
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:03pm » |
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I bet he's from Nigeria. Don't count your chickens yet, there might be no nest 
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:05pm » |
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well?
are you planning on spreading it around or hogging it all to yourself?
we could buy us a coupla doctors with that kind of moolah.
or hookers and beer....
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:16pm » |
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when I get my money I will donate it all to charity - I swear
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:19pm » |
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I like when I get those I keep trying to send back to the a really nice response but they never reply.
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:24pm » |
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Ned Bank Limited
135 Rivonia Road,
Rivonia
South Africa.
Ned Bank is Real they have a website and everything 
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:35pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:24pm, Gena wrote:Ned Bank Limited
135 Rivonia Road,
Rivonia
South Africa.
Ned Bank is Real they have a website and everything
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The only problem is their name is written NEDBANK
and anybody can use their name and address as it is public knowledge
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 4:01pm » |
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It real I tell you, they gave me the bank account # and everything.
and the whole story about how this really rich guy died and no one has claimed the monye. So because he was from another country the person the monye is transfered to has to be from out of the country. ( Like me) I don't even have to do anything.... but give him my account info 
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 4:07pm » |
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I get about 3 a day from different email addys different bank and country but same story. Pretty much a miricle I figure. What are the odds?
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 4:13pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 4:07pm, Karla wrote:| I get about 3 a day from different email addys different bank and country but same story. Pretty much a miricle I figure. What are the odds? |
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wow you must be really rich by now!!!!
This is the first one I have every got
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 4:56pm » |
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Dear Matlock,
I am Barrister.Bello Kwami, the personal Attorney to late Mr. Roland Matlock, a national of your country.
On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their only one child were involved in a car accident, unfortunately all occupants of the vehicle lost their lives. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposit was lodged.
Particularly, the bank where the deceased had an account valued at (US$9.8 Million US Dollars) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since then i have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives of my late client, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, since you bear the same surname with him, so that the Proceeds of this account valued at (US$9.8 Million US Dollars) can be paid into your account.
If you agree to do this transaction with me, we can discuss your percentage. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Finally, please indicate your full interest and willingness to do this business with me by sending to me your direct telephone and fax numbers for easy Communication, your full name and address are also needed.
Waiting for your urgent response.
Best regards,
Barr.Bello Kwami.
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 5:01pm » |
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If I had a £ for every one of those I've had I wouldn't need their steenkin millions!
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 5:09pm » |
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This is one of my favorites I ripped him good.
His e-mail is at the bottom feel free to attack like a pack of rabid beasts!
Dear Michael Macomber
It is my sincere prayers and wishes that the year has been fulfilling and rewarding for you and your family. Sorry to surprise you and take some of your time in going through this unexpected letter of you own understanding and assistance.I wish to inform you i was the personal and confidential attorney of late Mr G.Macomber whose lost his dear life and that of his entire family while on holidays in a holidays resort in Phuket Thailand on the 26th of December 2004 in the Tsunami natural disaster.My late client was a merchant in hygienic products via West African Coast tro Thailand as an import and export magnet.
Since then I have made several enquiries here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, which proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to search through, with his name which motivated me to contact you, to locate any member of his family hence reason why i contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$5.2 million (Five million,two hundred thousand usd dollars) left behind by my client,
Before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by a Bank here in the country where this huge amount were deposited.The said Bank has issued me notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days.Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives , I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same family names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.
All I require from you is your sincere cooperation and motivated spirited efforts to enable the success of this transaction. I guarantee you that therefore that this tra
nsaction will be executed with total respect to all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me through the my private email Address;
(bartoulabozanou2003@walla.com) fo more details.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
May his fragile soul rest in perfect peace Amen!
Best regards.
Barrister Toulabo Zanou.
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 5:54pm » |
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Gena
Go ahead and respond. Give him a bank account number. But, to be smart about it, first to go a bank and open a brand new account with $1.00 in it. Give him this new account number and tell him you are anxiously awaiting the deposit of the gazillions and that you are so happy he contacted you. This way, you get your gazillions, plus $1.00, and then you immediately transfer the gazillions (less $1.00) to another brand new account, under an assumed name. Then,transfer the gazillion, less another $1.00 to a third bank under another new name. Keep doing this until you have $1.00 in a gazillion banks. There's no way the IRS will be able to follow this trail.
But, all is dependent, of course, upon the original gazillion being deposited into the first bank account.
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 7:35pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:54pm, Sandy_C wrote:Gena
Go ahead and respond. Give him a bank account number. But, to be smart about it, first to go a bank and open a brand new account with $1.00 in it. Give him this new account number and tell him you are anxiously awaiting the deposit of the gazillions and that you are so happy he contacted you. This way, you get your gazillions, plus $1.00, and then you immediately transfer the gazillions (less $1.00) to another brand new account, under an assumed name. Then,transfer the gazillion, less another $1.00 to a third bank under another new name. Keep doing this until you have $1.00 in a gazillion banks. There's no way the IRS will be able to follow this trail.
But, all is dependent, of course, upon the original gazillion being deposited into the first bank account.
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You crack me up Sandy!
Gena, I can always use more donut funds...just sayin...
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 11:10pm » |
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I get those all the time too......like 2 a day.... I wonder if they ever get anyone to give them the information.....? ree
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 11:32pm » |
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Count me in, Gena. Here's my bank account number - 0918753-926. I'm done pissing around. Everybody's a filthy skeptic......but Not ME. This poor guy's been trying to give the money away, but the entire world is filled with unbelievers..........thus the conundrum. Humanity could use a little more trust and faith. Somebody's going to get this money.
It might as well be me. (Errrr....OK.......Us.)
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 11:46pm » |
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Well since he does have a web site, my account number is 23546-756-78746456. Sign me up!
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 7th, 2006, 3:21am » |
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I receive one per month. It seems that members of my family ( some I didn't even know) are getting into alot of trouble in Africa. One was killed with his entire family in a car accident. Another disappeared without a trace....Yet another was killed in a plane crash. Another was attacked by Hippos in heat, elephants who were pissed off, eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs, swallowed whole by a crock............It has caused me to lose sleep...I will never visit Africa because My WHOLE family has been killed there....
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
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on Jan 7th, 2006, 3:21am, zwibbs/Scott wrote:| I receive one per month. It seems that members of my family ( some I didn't even know) are getting into alot of trouble in Africa. One was killed with his entire family in a car accident. Another disappeared without a trace....Yet another was killed in a plane crash. Another was attacked by Hippos in heat, elephants who were pissed off, eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs, swallowed whole by a crock............It has caused me to lose sleep...I will never visit Africa because My WHOLE family has been killed there.... |
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Travelling in Africa is very dangerous
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: Jan 7th, 2006, 4:54am » |
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I don't need no stinkin' gazillions. The Publishers Clearing House is bringing my $10 million check next month.
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 7th, 2006, 6:53am » |
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Thanks Jas---what a picture !!! They actually did a story on these bogus e-mails about deaths and inheritences from Africa. It ended up being an actual official from a small town in Africa--unbelievable how many Americans sent them money !!!
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Re: I am going to be rich!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: Jan 7th, 2006, 10:04pm » |
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lookie what i got today Im gonna be rich too... sheesh
Ned Bank Limited
135 Rivonia Road,
Rivonia
South Africa.
Dear Sir,
It is by virtue of trust, and the nature of this transaction as being
CONFIDENTIAL that I send this letter to you. I am MR. PHILLIP MEWE, a
Personal Assistant to the Chief Auditor of NED BANK LIMITED SOUTH AFRICA, I
got your contact address from the South Africa Information Exchange(SAIE).
Your impressive managerial record made me to solicit for your partnership in
this transaction.
When I was going through some old files in my Department, I discovered a
dormant fund (Company's Account/in-active).The Account Number is 14-255-2014
/utb/t. The exact sum in this account is £17M (SEVENTHEEN MILLION POUNDS).
During my research, I found out that this account was open with our bank in
1982 and since 1985 no body has operated on this account until this day.
The original owner of the account is LATE MR.JEROME N.SNAGA- A foreign
investor, who is also
a miner at the Anglo-Gold Mining Company in Mafikeng. My investigations
proved to me that MR. JEROME SNAGA died on the 14th of April 1985 by a fatal
motor clash (Accident). I made more research over his death and the account
status which proved to me that MR. JEROME SNAGA died and did not name any
individual as beneficiary/nest-of-kin [heir] to his fund.
I have personally watched with keen interest for the past years to see the
next-of-kin [heir] but, all has proven Abortive. Even his company has no
knowledge on the existence of this fund for the past years. All proof
document showing the death of LATE MR. JEROME SNAGA and the
dormant(in-active) account is present with me.
On this note, I would like to present you before my bank as the Next-of-kin
to LATE MR. JEROME SNAGA and Beneficiary to this funds so that the fund can
be transferred into your bank account in our favour.
1) I will put in place the important bank formalities/ process that will be
needed by the bank in facilitating this transfer of fund into your account.
2) According to our bank policy, the management will be ready to transfer
this funds to whom ever that comes up with correct document/ details to this
account and LATE MR. JEROME SNAGA of which I shall furnish you with.
3) I am only contacting you because my bank authority will not issue
TRANSFER APPROVAL of this fund to a local bank account or citizen base on
the fact that the fund is in foreign currency and the late owner was a
foreigner.
4) Upon the successful transfer of this funds into your bank account, I
accept to give you 30% of the total fund, while I shall Keep 65%, and 5%
shall be map out for putting the necessary clearing documents in place.
Be rest asured that I will use my office position and influence to push
forward this transfer until the funds is successfully remitted into your
bank account. Once APPROVAL is issued on our favor, fund remittances will
take approximately 9 working days to be competed into your account.
As soon as I hear from you, I shall furnish you with the next details/ steps
to this transaction.
Thanks warmly.
MR. PHILLIP MEWE
NOTE: Contact me alternative e-mail at: familys@webmail.co.za
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