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"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family"
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I will try to make this's a daily humor sort of post so all you, well you know who you are can maybe get a laugh out of this too.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #1 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:54am » |
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LIKE I said Jonny, you will be eating this shit.
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Jonny, is it not your standing rule to sigh all of your posts????
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #3 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 8:18am » |
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I don't dislike the guy, I dislike the job he is doing.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #4 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 8:40am » |
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I dislike the guy and the job he's doing.
But he is good to laugh at.
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 8:40am, BobG wrote:I dislike the guy and the job he's doing.
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Most likely the bigest joke that ever got in the white house
Jonny says we don't need to sign anymore, sooooooooooo
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #6 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 8:57am » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 8:40am, BobG wrote:I dislike the guy and the job he's doing.
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Ditto
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #7 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 9:00am » |
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"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #8 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 9:20am » |
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I was trying to be nice, but the more I thought about it, he's tough to like. He's not honest, he's not working in our best interest and we'll be cleaning up his mess for decades.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #9 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 9:30am » |
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The Father of the Bribes Abramoff will soon be on trial. Doesn't look good for many politicians.
The bushisms to protect the Republicans should be interesting.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #10 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 9:45am » |
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Showing here by us the other day on TV, I think it was: “Fahrenheit 9/11”
You are Americans, you know your President, we only see what the media wants us to see. I never judge by what I see on TV as I know how skewed it can make a persons judgement that knows nothing of that particular country, not live in it or live through its politics.
Can this conspiracy theory be plausible?
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #11 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:05am » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 9:20am, vig wrote:I was trying to be nice, but the more I thought about it, he's tough to like. He's not honest, he's not working in our best interest and we'll be cleaning up his mess for decades.
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Well said!!
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #12 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:10am » |
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I agree with Bob. Hard to like and hard to like his policies. Don't forget to add into the mix Rumsfool
and the King behind the King, Chaney.
Had a clear night and slept PF first night since
October 10th! More shadows and deminished hits
for three weeks. End of cycle near?
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Re: George W. Bushisms
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 9:30am, BobG wrote:The Father of the Bribes Abramoff will soon be on trial. Doesn't look good for many politicians.
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Don't forget Abramoff has Dems. concerned as well. Seems he was and equal opportunity opportunist.
It's unlikely, but I just hope he doesn't get bought off and blows the lid off of the unholy relationship between lobbyists and elected representatives of both parties.
It would be good to see the "This Office for Sale", "This Country for Sale", "My Vote for Sale", "Corporate/Special Interests Honered Here" signs replaced by "Closed for Unethical Business" signs for a while.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #15 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:39am » |
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I will have to support him, cause he's the President, but the cronyism... see http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9900921/site/newsweek/
as well as his inability to compromise on issues when it is apparent compromise is needed. How he has isolated America from the rest of the world and treated the presidency as his own personal monarchy...has left me angry with him and his cabinet.
C'mon...you've had almost 6 years of control over the House, Senate & Presidency...the time of blaming the other party is over.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #16 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:43am » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 10:15am, burnt-toast wrote:
Don't forget Abramoff has Dems. concerned as well. Seems he was and equal opportunity opportunist.
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actually no...
Abramoff himself ONLY donated to Republicans.
Some of his clients donated to Democrats, but not in the numbers to the Republicans.
He was primarily a Republican 'fixer'.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #17 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:43am » |
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when bush makes a speech he has this patronizing tone like were all a bunch of idiots, and he's the one who gets lost in his own goddam speeches.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #18 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 12:11pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 10:43am, vig wrote:
actually no...
Abramoff himself ONLY donated to Republicans.
Some of his clients donated to Democrats, but not in the numbers to the Republicans.
He was primarily a Republican 'fixer'.
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http://www.gopsenators.com/hottopics/glasshouses_senate.aspx
ooops! guess there was a little more than we thought. 
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #19 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 12:17pm » |
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It's running about 2 to 1 and none from Abramoff himself.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Democrap either....
a lot of dirty MF'ers on that side of the aisle too
and I'm sure there's some other SuperLobbyists out there that preferred Democraps, but in this last decade, what's the point of bribing them?
none, they have little power.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #20 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 12:23pm » |
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Polititians the 2nd lowest life form on earth right behind trial lawyers.
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Re: George W. Bushisms
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 12:23pm, Ghost wrote:| Polititians the 2nd lowest life form on earth right behind trial lawyers. |
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I wholeheartedly agree, but this crew rode in on the CHristian train, with a "trust me" and holier than thou attitude and mission.
"The time has come that the American people know exactly what their representatives are doing here in Washington. Are they feeding at the public trough, taking lobbyist-paid vacations, getting wined and dined by special interest groups?... "
1995 - Tom DeLay
and yes, Tom, they still are...
but back to the Bushisms that are supposed to make us laugh:
"I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't – you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
-President Bush
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President Bush
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President Bush
and one for the ladies:
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
-President Bush
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Re: George W. Bushisms
« Reply #22 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:28pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 4:23am, forgetfulnot wrote:LIKE I said Jonny, you will be eating this shit.
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Lee,
Didnt anyone ever tell you that posting while drinking whiskey only makes you look like an idiot?
Two reasons
1) You cant spell for shit.
2) You start a thread and 30 minutes later you forget you did and you start the same damn thread.
What a dumbass...LMMFAO
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 3:45pm » |
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Next time Jonny I want you to tell us exactly what's on your mind, don't hold anything back. Man, I'm glad your
on this board. I really like your style. Be well,
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Liberals you got to love them, nothing like a good laugh to start out the weekend. Christian train.......is that a spoof of Soul Train? They are more concerned about the question of why the terrorist don't like the US, than why Christian have flocked to the right.
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