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Moral of the story.
« on: Dec 31st, 2005, 7:31pm » |
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A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral.
The next day her students came back and one by one told their stories until only one student was left.
"And do you have a story that your parents shared with you?” She asked.
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my grandfather”, the student began.
My grandfather was a pilot in World War II and when his plane got hit over enemy territory he had to bail out. All he had was a flask of whiskey, his pistol and his survival knife. He drank all the whiskey on the way down and unfortunately landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. He killed fifteen of them with the pistol but ran out of bullets. He killed four more with his knife but the blade broke so he had to kill the last one with his bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy say was in such a horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from grandfather when he's been drinking!" Replied the student.
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